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Spare Us, Please put on your shirt

Spare us and please put on your shirt
Or go and take a shower, flush off all the dirt

We can see your abs between the button gaps
Your shirt doesn't fit as the tail keeps flapping back

You must have done some sweating your collar has a ring
If you take a shower you can also dance and sing

After you take your shower, and you need a shave
Don't forget to shave your chest, so everyone can  behave

No hairs to pull just bare skin
That will tell us what shape you're in

So all can go about their way
And everyone will have a nice day

A contest entry

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  • no more name
    November 4

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    Okay - Okay I understand
    but if I take a shower I need a hand
    to wash my back and all the rest
    and run your hands through hair chest...lol.
    Who am I kiddin' I'm as balled as a babies behind...lol.

    Great use of the prompt as a guy this even had me blushing. Thank you for joining the contest and Good luck.


    • Katie Lazette
      November 4

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      Thanks for reading and commenting. Don't you know that bald is beautiful. If you have no hair on top of your head it's just that much more room to plant kisses.

  • JToddUnderhill
    November 2

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    Nice...

    .... i don't go in much for the Mansaping but some chicks dig it... I am the type that believes the World of Outlaws Theory ... Run what ya brung... ofcourse god made me this way why would I change that?

  • This is too cute. I loved reading it from start to finish. You did a great job with this. Thanks so much for sharing it here on Ap, and good luck in the contest hun!

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