Hey, man, they found a way
to make my butt warmer! I
just gotta sit on this here
light until my bum gets hot,
and then I'm good to go!
Come join me, it's lots of
fun sitting here! Just be
careful you don't get burned!
Uh-oh, humans are coming. Let's
go, friends - maybe they want to
warm up their behinds as well.
Farewell, my lovely butt warmer,
and thank you for keeping me warm.
I shall be back soon!
A contest entry
- Contest #413 - Funny Picture Prompt by AliceinPoetryLand.
1000 points, ended November 8, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Short but funny?
Comments
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Short and funny, definitely!
How's about something like this patented to warm our butts? I have to make do with a hot water bottle!
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I want a butt warmer
This write was awesome indeed! I thoroughly enjoyed enjoyed every word!!!! Great write! Have a wonderful day!
Sincerely,
Sarah
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haha, funny and carefree
And some damn good points on your profile page.
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...really funny...never saw those things as butt-warmers ...original done. Good luck to you
Erwin
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Excellent
Oh my this was so funny. Such a wonderful write. Best of luck in the contest
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coolness
hehe, so is that what the moths are upto really?
cute write x -
Send me one of them. my @ss has been cold all night.
Great poem,
Joe
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Haha yes short and very cute! Just the way I like it Great personification here and this have me a few giggles
Thanks so much for your entry
gaylene
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