One Day I went to shop ,
at my favorite mall.
When I decided to stop,
by the Big and Tall.
I, only five foot three,
and almost quite as round .
Finding a nice dress for me,
wasn't as easy as it sounds .
I struggle up and down isles,
filled with satins, and lace
Top shelf was the best styles,
Wanting them I could almost taste.
I stretched and wiggled ,
stood on my tippy-toes.
I bounced and jiggled,
striking a strained pose
.
I had my hand on it ,
such a soft beautiful dress.
Tugging just a bit ,
added to my stress.
I knew I was falling ,
tried to steady myself.
It was appalling,
To find I was laying under the shelf.
clerk ask ' may I help you? '
his voice sounding rigor.
I pointed to the view.
'Does this make my butt look bigger ?
Author notes
Prompt " Funny phrases 7) Does this make my butt look bigger."
A contest entry
- Very Fun Prompt Contest by no more name.
1200 points, ended November 15, 11 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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The one question on all female's minds - bigger butt.
Fun story, you did a good job with the prompt. Good luck.
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Very funny and cute. Nice write.
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LMBO this is great, so hilarious I'm still laughing. What a shopping trip you had. After all that I hope you bought the dress or at least the clerk took pitty and gave it to you...HaHaHa.
Wonderful write for the contest. Thank you for joining and good luck on your next shopping trip as well as the contest.
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Ahhh!!! I love it!! You did such a great job with the prompt. This is so funny and I believe that's what the judge is looking for. You did great with this. Keep up the great writing!!
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