I should look before I jump
something just went up my rump
I don't want it to go in
I think that it is a pin
The stinkin dog will laugh once more
rolling on the kitchen floor
That's ok I' ll get him back
when he's asleep I will attack
I will scratch his ears and bite his tail
just to listen to him wail
For I'm the master of this house
go ahead and ask the mouse
Every body calls him bob
cause his tail's just a nob
Now it has a funny shape
from his scary near escape
I do anything I please
because I am the big cheese
Layin round and gettin fat
it's so great to be Top Cat
A contest entry
- Make Me Laugh My Butt off ! by Ez Writer.
1900 points, ended November 3, 17 entries
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