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Kentucky fried chicken v Macdonaldsv Doner Kebab

Hurry up now Im starving hungry to eat,
lets go to Kentucky fried for a meat treat.
With batter over chicken skin whats in there,
cockroaches and blood and little a mouse fur.
My stomach is burning ,"Oh what shall I do,"
got caught short while going to the loo.
Dear oh dear the smell and the mess,
Macdonalds is the same I put it to the test.
Mcflurry and grease with chips oh so thin,
I took one bite and threw it in the bin.
Could not take the state my poor guts was put in.
ended up with the squits no I just can't win
So I thought I'd try a nice fresh Doner Kebab
but yellow fat started dripping from out of the bag
So please beware while walking home from the pub
Dont get poisoned by Britains fast food grub

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  • Pearl-1
    November 14

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    Oh my oh my Paul
    I luv McDonalds and Kentucky for a quick snack
    But give me home cooked meals mmmmm
    I hear ya a great cook and ya know all about food
    Lov the poem it put a smile on me face lol
    June x


  • Pete Greenslade gold member
    November 5
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    hahaha go to baraca bro....gobble down yer favourite meze,,,,funny poem, made my day