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Never Wrong

One of the last things
I had to do before I died
Was ride a bucking bronco
Just like my daddy did

My wife thought I was crazy
And she is never wrong
But it was my turn for an adventure
Since we did her wish last spring

She complained and said,
"Honey, I wanted to go to Paris,
Not ride some godforsaken animal.
That might be the last thing you ever do."

I begged and pleaded and got my wish
Climbing on that horse gave me the biggest thrill
Until he started heeving and hawing
I held on for dear life to prove I could

But now I'm laying in the hospital
With bruises and a couple of broken bones
And my wife is beside me, shaking her head.
After all, she is never wrong.

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  • A floatingleaf silver member
    November 3

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    Oh! You poor dear, sometimes we just have to do, what we have to do...Bet that bronco is proud of himself. Would you like to ride another?