Hmmm...What to do, what to do.
This snail you see sets upon my step.
What to do, what to do?
Do i eat the snail?
No no that will never do.
Tell me, Tell me why am i afraid of this small creature?
What to do, what to do about this annoyance?
As i have said i cannot eat it.
Nor can i kill it.
Could i nudge it with my golden paw?
Or just watch it crawl by?
No no no i cannot watch it crawl by that would take far to long!
You are not much help you human.
You give me no answers.
Hmmm......How to move it -oooooh i smell bacon- Wait how to move the snail?
Ah ha! I shall walk around the back way -Wait this is the back way. Isn't it? No no the back way is locked-.
Oh Oh i shall jump over it!
Yes yes that is the answer to my problem.
I have outsmarted the snail and what have you done human?
Author notes
This is one of the most craziest poems i have ever written. I hope you enjoyed it.
~Kathryn
A contest entry
- SCARY! (PICTURE PROMPT) by condor.
800 points, ended November 13, 9 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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ummm... Sure. It's pretty good. What are you supposed to be? 'My golden paw'? Anyway this was a good poem! Keep it up!
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Golden PAW! He's a dog. Lol! It was written for a contest.
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I thought this was just hilarious. I have seen dogs give wide berths to little insects on the ground and they had the same wary look. You have given this dog a wonderful voice and his dialogue really sounds like what he would be thinking. I love it heaps. Thanks so much for entering and the very best in the contest. Keep making us laugh.
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Funny. This doesn't sound like a poem, you can call it a poem... but it's actually just dialouge. I enjoyed reading it regardless.
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