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Song Mom Used To Sing To Me When I was Little. AKA happy Halloween!

Gobs and gobs of tiney grimey gofer guts
worn out shrivled up turkey nuts
little birdie dirty feet
half frozen bloddy monkey meet
french fried eye balls sitting in a pool of blood
and me without my spoon!

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I have no idea where this came from. I assure you I didn't write it and am not trying to steal any work. Mom used to sing this to me when I was little around this time of year. Enjoy!

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  • Evinde
    November 8
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    Love! this is adorable and with an awesome sense of humor.

  • mmm-emmm Birdie... that sure makes me want to eat the chilli my friend's dad made this Halloween... Tell your mother she'd got a sick sense of humor; and I love it.
    Happy Halloween!