My gorgous cat
always walked
with his tail high and proud
handsome and fine
that cat of mine
he always drew a crowd
My gorgeous cat
nosey parker
found everything so curious
into this
and into to that
he could make me quite furious
My naughty cat
such a pain
Until the day he snuffed it
but I missed him so
took him to go
to a man, who promptly stuffed it
My poor old cat
came back
With a panic struck expression
In church next day
heard that man say
a disturbing, perverted confession
So now, I keep my cat
to remind me that
I should have made sure he had died
I'll know next time
to beat this crime
to use a taxidermist... more qualified
A contest entry
- Make Me Laugh My Butt off ! by Ez Writer.
1900 points, ended November 3, 17 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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cute. a good rhyming scheme, but the last two verses were priceless in rhyming concept; a uniquely-structured run of couplets! i like this one very much!
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that was very good
I would have never thought of it that way
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lol a funny cool take and yep id change my dude if i was was you good job it wasnt a horse cheers glenn
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Haha! That was a very creative take on the prompt! Very funnnnnnnnny!! I hope you do well in the contest
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Thank-you
Glad it tickled your funnybone lol
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LMAO Brill love it some class lines in there !
My naughty cat
such a pain
Until the day he snuffed it
but I missed him so
took him to go
to a man, who promptly stuffed it
Good luck!
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Thanks Terri
It is a funny picture isnt it ?
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