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And That's The Way It Happened...

I was a squirrel watcher,
a porch-dweller, lost and moody,
I smoked that last cigarette
five times a day, drank that last drink
twice before the sun went down,
and when I couldn’t stand waving
one more time to people driving by,
I pulled my ball cap down over my eyes
and pretended I was asleep
or intently studying hidden messages
in the wood beneath my feet.

For weeks I dressed like a man
in baggy tee shirts and faded boxer shorts,
and I didn’t care if my hair was a mess -
that’s what ball caps are for,
and if I ate at all it was something between bread,
it just didn’t matter -
I was an old soldier come home to rest,
my body banged up and sore,
I only wanted to watch squirrels
smoke cigs
and forget I was a woman.

And then, you came along,
a blast from my past, a smile so white
I thought I’d go blind, and you said I looked awful
for such a pretty thing, maybe some love
and a good old-fashion romance
might be what I need -
no, that wasn’t it, I’m fibbing for poetry.
You actually said,
get off your ass woman, and live with me,
which was a decent offer
considering no one else had thought to ask,
so I tossed it around
liked the idea
and went to put on a dress.

 

 

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  • paulcreates silver member
    November 15
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    "considering no one else had thought to ask,"

    It seems to me that someone else made you the same offer and nothing happened. I can't remember who...oh well, it doesn't matter.
    Paul


  • redbird
    November 7
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    never disappointing.


  • rhondasail
    November 6

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    I like and prefer the direct approach delivered with the intent to be around for the follow thru...Nice to see how well you followed thru...LOL. Always, always, always a pleasure to read you Lane...and thanks for the poetess tip above. Peace, love, and prayers my friend, Rhonda


  • MsChrispy
    November 6

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    wow

    I love it! Great flavor to it. It seemed to flow like a rap, I could hear the beat to it in my head. Very cool, keep writing. Three applause...

  • truthwriter silver member
    November 6

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    Intriguing

    Nice and gutsy masculine flow and then the surprise of him being a her!!! I enjoyed reading this.


  • humblpye gold member
    November 6

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    This is a gutsy folky down to earth write; it's a graphic monochrome study in melancholy and romance; there's a train whistle somewhere, a chill wind; an ice cold budwieser; and a hungover trombone...

    Really enjoyed

  • niseyboo
    November 5
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    actually***

  • niseyboo
    November 5

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    i like the images that your writing portrays, i can actuall see "her" sittin' on the porsh studyin the patterns in the worn wood. it's great. maybe not perfection but definitely close!!!


  • dregs
    November 5
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    nice

    well written...the end seems abrupt though.

  • cognitivecharm
    November 5
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    great

  • Heart Breakee
    November 4

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    ***** Five Stars!

    This is a great poem! It's so cool the way you wrote the lines, because it's all informal, especially "no, that wasn't it, I'm fibbing for poetry" because let's face it, we all do Great job with this! Nothing to change--perfection!


  • Garmond gold member
    November 3

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    Well there is nothing like a little old fashioned romance to uplift the soul and maybe even inspire the healing of a banged up and sore body. For the sake of poetry or in reality... either way it can bring magic. I hope 'she' feels like leaving the dress on again now.

    You communicate in such an amazing way through your writing Lane.


    • Dalaney gold member
      November 3
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      a good story always has a little romance, and I hope she keeps that dress on, too Now, if I were to write about my kind of romance, it would involve fairy dust and wild violets, but I'll need to do more research...L


  • Layne
    November 3

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    I have been gone way to long. I have missed your work the most, always wonderful to read !

    Love Layne

    • Dalaney gold member
      November 3
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      layne! This is so cool because I was just at your page the other night wondering where you've been Thank you so much for reading me Don't be a stranger! xox L


  • zappa gold member
    November 2

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    lol, I love this. Our vices clamp down big time huh?
    And then that special person comes along and pokes us with the stick of life. You do realize that you'll never change completely. That's what makes you -You. Live and love like it was the last day? but of course " -Beautiful.


  • Thomas Scott gold member
    November 2

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    Such vivid images.
    "fibbing for poetry" - the admission certainly adds authenticity

    This has very good bones. Loved reading it, Lane.
    Good to see your stuff here.
    Beats the newspaper and a bannana with my coffee.

    Tom


    • Dalaney gold member
      November 2
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      thank you, Tom I certainly can say the same for your poetry...

  • tara wilson gold member
    November 1

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    makes me think of the Shania Twain lyrics: 'Man, I feel like a woman'
    some men seem to make us feel like a woman more than others? maybe it's that they know how to... or sometimes, it's in the way someone loves us..
    such a beautiful poem Lane.



    • Dalaney gold member
      November 2
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      Hi Tara! Hope all is well with you...hate going to your page and not seeing your poetry, but I will try to be patient and put in a little prayer for you to come back and leave us with something splendid Oh, and thank you very much for coming to read my poetry.


  • Pure Thought silver member
    November 1

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    sometimes that is the way of it. Fate gives us a shove and we say why the hell not.


  • Sesheta
    October 31

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    Phenomenal. Words, tone, flow, story, imagery, everything.


  • heaven all alone
    October 31

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    this. is. beautiful.

    There is something about your writing that is different from anyone I've ever read before.


    • Dalaney gold member
      October 31
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      I thank you for reading and for the wonderful compliment. It means a lot to me

  • Topnotchsy
    October 31

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    Love it!! I'd love to color this up with some interesting comment, but there's not much more to say...


  • notorious
    October 31

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    "and when I couldn’t stand waving
    one more time to people driving by,"
    There's something deliciously antisocial about this all, and the things you did instead of waving one more time are just so ... baldly stated and because of the baldness, quite hilarious.

    "or intently studying hidden messages
    in the wood beneath my feet."
    Consider me a digger.

    "and forget I was a woman."
    Perfect conclusion to S2. It's killer.

    "old fashion" <==hyphen? Possibly the -ed form for 'fashion' for "old-fashioned". I'm not actually sure.

    "no, that wasn’t it, I’m fibbing for poetry."
    That,
    is endlessly witty.

    "You actually said,
    get off your ass woman, and live with me,
    which was a decent offer
    considering no one else had thought to ask,
    so I tossed it around
    liked the idea
    and went to put on a dress."
    HA.
    Did I mention, you're funny?
    'cause, you are.
    I actually prefer this version to the old-fashioned romance ... it's more palatable for the cynicism, although no matter what you write, it's always MORE than palatable. "considering no one else had thought to ask" is especially funny to me.

    You're infinitely rereadable.

    ;


    • Dalaney gold member
      October 31
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      Jessica...you've put your stamp on this and now I can really say, it's been read Thank you so much.


  • arafura gold member
    October 31
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    Excellent.


  • Night Hope gold member
    October 31

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    Having had become a squirrel watcher myself not so very long ago, I could too easily fall into these words along with you. I'm glad someone had the good sense (and impeccable taste) in order to help save you from those God-awful doldrums and dismaying sense of dis-ease. Give the man a hug from us all, will you, Lane?




    • Dalaney gold member
      October 31
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      Thank you for reading I think you're spoiling me

  • i can't find words here but i will say amazing, as always, keep it flowing


  • Daizee silver member
    October 31

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    With the snap of a finger, the right person can make us feel beautiful. I'm glad he snapped


  • Ellegirl silver member
    October 31

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    Yeah, I got to the part of the Duke's mayonnaise and I was thinking it needed the
    cap and this lovely lady needed to be taken out. Wonderful...I hate the whole
    recouperating process.

  • Rowan gold member
    October 31

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    I loved this Lane, the lonliness, and pain in the first stanza was palpalble, but also sadly humorous. The only line I might change and just a bit, is the last one
    I'd omit the word go. Either way, this is really good.


  • malmadre gold member
    October 31

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    Your diet sounds a lot like mine, there are days when food doesn't matter, just so it's edible, however, my cocker spaniel has higher standards for his dinner.
    I love the laid back image of you in a ball cap, it's the best disguise, with a pair of shades, and you can sort of hide from the world. A getaway, a vacation from makeup.
    But then, he came along, and you left your tower and your needle work, and squirrel watching. I like happy endings.


  • Keith Drew gold member
    October 31

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    Don't worry Geoff, even dressed as a man she looks fantastic, and knows it.
    You wish soldier you wish!


  • cricketjeff gold member
    October 31

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    Such detailed and personal description making pure poetry. Life can be a cruel and heartless bitch, but it just needs the right little push to find that the bitch is beautiful.

    I can't believe you forget you were a woman, nor that you only had one offer!

    Great stuff

    Jeff


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    October 31

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    If this is true, then I can understand why he loves you (as though that would be difficult anyway!).

    I love it when you change from being sparse with words to being full of them. There is not a lot you can't do with our native language, you know. There is a change of mood in the last stanza, very noticeable.

    Excellent stuff anyway, Lane (surprise surprise).


  • MJ Donnelly gold member
    October 31

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    As calm and nonchalant as spoken elderly wisdom, what a gem this is Lane.

    I enjoyed this immensly.

    mj.

  • Humm...welll...the tone is warm and mood is quite wonderful..the story is fascinating...it brings life into the words ,You are always beautiful as usual in the words you choose to represent you...


  • LivingxXxProof
    October 31

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    This made me smile. And made me feel warm. Your talent is limitless.


    • Dalaney gold member
      October 31
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      ah, and you are making me have a big head thank you so much for your reading and your kind words.


  • autarky
    October 31

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    i love this. bookmarked. you have this way of getting down to the gritty, un-beautiful side of life that really hits home with all of us...and it never ceases to amaze.


  • HaleyMary
    October 31

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    I really liked this poem. It not only had amazing imagery, but also told a story in the words. I especially liked the ending. Wish more people could be straight forward like that. The only thing is hopefully they wouldn't come on too strong, but that's just my thoughts.
    Thanks for sharing your talent, Lane. Keep that pen flowing.


  • Acqua Mossa
    October 31
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    im such a fan.


  • csmmoms2
    October 31

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    Sometimes when you smoke cigs and you put on an old 45 and that face appears...-c


  • Catie Sheeran gold member
    October 31

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    I really like this piece. I agree with chez it's very introspective and matter of fact. you let your hair down....I love it.


  • Cannonsfire
    October 30

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    This is different for you, it's very introspective, sort of matter of fact,not that I mind that, I like the change of tone and it works here C

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