Oh, Mom, you shouldn't, you couldn't!
You wouldn't --- dare!
I know I'm no model for fashion wear
But, MOM!
That outfit just gave me a scare!
I am your baby, your sweet Kitty Cat;
I'll love you forever, skinny or fat!
And you have grown wider, more than a bit.
At 300 pounds, yes, you're really quite fit.
I don't mean to be a big horrible meanie;
But, MOM!
You really can't wear that bikini!
Author notes
Puh-leez! I really do try not to scare the cat, especially at Halloween!
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wow, I guess you would scare that kitty if you outfitted someone of that poundage in a bikini.
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Yes, I could totally see the scare in Kitty's eyes!
Lita
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lol hilarious indeed way clever take well done a cool comp prompt hey cheers for sharing glenn
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Ohhh, somebody better get away from that cat before he decides to pounce and tear them to shreds...that's a warning signal if ever I saw one. Good luck in the contest, Sweetie. 
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I don't know how the photographer got close enough to get the pic -- perhaps he or she used a zoom! LOL! Lita
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You are a dear! Lita
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When I first saw the picture of the cat, I thought...what scenario would make a cat respond with that expression. Then I read your poem...smiled and thought....yeah...that would do it! Great take on the prompt. best of luck in the contest...Alby
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Thank you for stopping by, alby! I laughed out loud when I saw the picture, and then had the ridiculous thought of what might make my own cats' have a fright! Hee Hee -- and this would indeed. Glad to share a smile! Lita
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this made me smile!! Thank you!
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Thanks for smiling -- I just tried to imaging WHAT would make a cat act like that! Lita
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made me laugh
That picture is priceless and your words really do it justice
good luck in the contest
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Thanks for laughing, and yes, the picture is a great one! Lita
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LOL...I have to agree with your cat, because I can imagine the thoughts of my 2 cats seeing me try wearing something that would have them faint. Hillarious. Excellent. Blessings.
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My two cats would agree with yours, if I tried on such a thing -- great picture, yes?? Thanks for reading and for the ** Lita
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