My legs are like tree trunks,
my trunk like a hoover,
I just way too fat
for that Heimlich Manoeuver!
Should my friends need my help
I'd be lost in my skin,
couldn't reach to assist
'cos I'm not slick n thin!
Right now you know what?
it's hide n seek time,
I'm trying to curtain myself
with my rehearshed tree mime!
Oh shoot, it's these toenails
that give me away,
I never should paint them
on hide n seek days!
And my disguise as a mammoth
never seems to work,
as my friends laugh uproariously,
going berserk!
I must try something different
to cloak portly frame,
or never shall I win
this damn fool silly game!
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Image Credit - http://www.ahajokes.com/crt199.html
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- Funny Pic Prompt by GotLilt.
700 points, ended October 31, 9 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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Haha !
I enjoyed this one, amusing throughout, very good rhyme. Congrats on your win.
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Can't do the Heimlich. ..whoa..never thought about that! LOL
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That's FUNNY.
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Fun stuff
Gay, I like your sense of humor. I smile a whole lot but that hurts my face.
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Funny
Oh my this was cute. So very clever. And a great take for the picture. Best of luck in the contest
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