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Rub a dub dub

It's not the size of the lump
that's debated
on that passonate night you created
when your ding a ling
was a poweful thing
and your heart became highly elated

So why do your friends rub her belly
and push it around like a jelly
when your liitle man
was part of the plan
and stood proud and tall like Ned Kelly?

Well the answer to this I'll expose
as the baby inside her still grows
When you rub on her lump
you feel baby jump
but when you rub a mans penis it gows




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  • BluesMan gold member
    November 11
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    Great rhyme and rhythm and flowed quite well with a very funny ending.
    Thank you for entering my contest.

    Bill


  • Frogzter gold member
    October 28
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    Very funny!


  • Nicada silver member
    October 28

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    LOL...This is too cute and too funny. You never cease to amaze me. Thanks so much for the good laugh. I needed this today. Good luck to you in the contest. Blessings, Patty