by Gregg Rowe
I’m a little terrorist
Mean and proud
Here are my bullets
Here is my gun
Open my cylinder
Shove my lead in
Cock my hammer back
My way:
I dare you to get in
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Written April 13th, 2004
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- Comedies! by kwallycat.
300 points, ended January 29, 2006, 9 entries
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Interesting. Good luck in my contest!!
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THAT WAS BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!! that pictuire was absolutely awesome. you better win this contest because this poem ROCKS!!!!!! (i'm keeping all my political opinions in a box lest i get shot by a terrorist) once absolutely awesome
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heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheeheheheheheheheh
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Excellent Poem
A very clever poem Gregg,speaking as an English man I am pro George Bush,Saddam was an evil man,and he showed no evidence he destroyed his WMD arsenal,even at the eleventh hour George Bush told to him either hand over the weapons, or the proof you have destroyed them, and you can stay in power,do neither and we will take you out.Saddam made his choice and forced a war on the coalition forces.Today we have Iraqi Rebels killing Iraqis and Coalition forces indiscriminately.Its become a sorry state of affairs now. I think the troops should come home.There are 26,000000 Free Iraqis, let them sort their country out.Good luck with your poem, It is obviously thought provoking, as well as humerous.take care Moon Shadow -
wtf!?! LMAO!
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good
Good poem I hope the best of wishes for you -
~Srs107~I hope you don't get too many pro bush people screaming at you. As you can tell by the comments I have stirred up quite the controversary with this poem, which I give a rat's s** about since I was in the United States at the outbreak of HIV/AIDS back in the 1980s with George Sr in office and his silence to the pandemic of an illness. Jr is no different and I remember us going to a supplu shop and ordering buttons to pin on jackets that read The only Bush with Balls is Barbara because she was the only First Lady in the US who has come out and said anything concerning this health issue. I want to see Clinton back in office, at least we had fun! Gregg
Thanks for the comment and support on this controversial piece of poetry.
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I think this was rather cute. I'm not sure whether I'm pro bush or anti bush.. but i do know if he wears a fur hat on the twentieth i'll be anti bush. I really enjoyed reading this and I hope you win that contest. Good luck. I hope you don't get too many pro bush people screaming at you. Keep up your excellent work.
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i liked the pic
please realise that while i respect your opiniong, i am excercising my right to express my own opinin (go bill of rights)
the three things a government needs to servive are:
wepons, food, and the trust of the people who are governed.
if you must remove one remove the wepons
If you must remove another remove food
but never allow the governed to mistrust the government
_Kung Fu Su (confussiuos)
the problem witht he war is the whole champange steadily lost bush his people's trust.
go to war yourself
if you belive in it so much, better yet, joint the red cross, go see what is happining to your great-grandmother and grandfather's people! watch innocent victomes die of starvation and bullet wounds... when you come back we'll see how pro war you are... have you ever watched someone die? or even better be murdered, i'm not talking tv i'm talking reall life... have you ever looked into the eyes of an animal which is being put to sleep? i doubt it, if you ever did then you would be anti-war... no war is a good war, to the iraqi people WE are the terrorists! that is what lordoftherings is trying to say in his poem, not that he himself is a terroist but that he thinks of GW as terrorist... and he is, he is just as much of a terrorist as osama ever was, even more so... guess what, old W's daddy gave osama that gun and that training that he is using now!and W's daddy gave saddom those wepons we were looking for... so who is the real terrorist? W is killing millions more EACH DAY of innocent people then the 9/11 attack did!
***here you are proclaiming you are a terrorist, well if you are an immigrant, get out of the USA. thats another thing that bothers me.....so many praise the country they would never go back to yet demote the US as monsters and a terrible place***
that statement sickens me jst a sentance or two above you proclamed yourself an immagrent because your great-grandparents were so you have no place to tell immagrents to get out of the contry the only people who have that right is the nataive americans and look how much say THEY have in our lovly government peopel have the right to their own opinins and you should write a poem about this on your own... have a nice day
your opposition flavored poison -
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sure we must defend the country but he has taken the stance that all are against and even though saddam was evil there were no weapons - hidden agenda. and he only went after them right away because there was a need and call to action after 911 which he knew well beforehand was coming and did nothing. then he goes after the oil, makes a mess.
hidden agenda.
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awesome amazing
Great job on this poem, and you stirred up controversy in the process, that's the whole aim of political poetry, and for this i applaud you whole heartedly. Keep up the good work, good luck in the contest, and keep on fighting the good fight.
Peace, love, and unity
~Deamon~ -
how lovely, you started controversy. This is a humorous piece and I loved it. I don't know what to say, oh man. I had no idea what to expect. From the title, I just start singing I'm a little teapot. lol. Anyway, Great job and Good Luck!
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I think someone has finally found the metaphor of the poem. Interesting links and double for the comment.
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Tell that to all the children and women who will starve in Iraq due to UN Sanctions and the war spearheaded by the United States:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/middle_east/2691475.stm
www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=15&ItemID=3259
pagi.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/pagi4.htm
I'm sure, if there's an afterlife and they're looking down on your words, they're nodding their heads in agreement with you, along with all the others who have died by the hands of Americans. Wouldn't you say so?
20,000? Hah. A miniscule number compared to the deaths the United States is directly responsible for in only the past few years, much less the past few decades. And what makes American lives so valuable that when ours die, we have to take "preventative measures" by going out and killing people who are not responsible at all for the actions of a group of terrorists who's origin is in a supposed "ally" nation and not one that is currently unfavorable to us.
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LOVING THE PICTURE!!! HILARIOUS! Are those the weapons of mass destruction our George was talking about>??!?!!
"I’m a little terrorists
Mean and proud
Here are my bullets
Here is my gun"
Loving the humour here and the form. The best of luck in the contest and with your poetry writing.
Great write
*hugs*
Suicide Child -
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats pic is funny as fuck i laughed my ass off,but to the poem now...you did a very good job on it i wish you well in the contest
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Alyssa2176, don't take it out on the author, enter this contest yourself and write what out think! -
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that is such a funny picture! I want one of those! thanks for entering, and anti-bush people are right, so keep it up! -
interesting poem um i liked the first part but i dont know to me
Open the cylinder
Shove the lead in
Cock the hammer back
My way,I dare you,
To get in
i dont know to me it didnt really go with the first part hmmmm ill read it again but good luck
NeNeGiRl
PS.love the pic lol
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hmm to be bad there is no war on terrorism. Its a war on Iraq. Oh Bush have you found Osama yet? nope he was to busy killing Iraqis. Saddam Hussien is no doubt a cruel leader but there has been no proven connection between him and 9/11. Bush deliberatly tried to connect the war on iraq with 9/11. How can he be a good leader while trying to manipulate americans like that? The war on Iraq was a rediculous pre-emptive imperialistic attempt to look as though we were doing something to protect the country and get revenge for Bush's daddy. And pump our SUVs with oil. Now that Hussein is gone we are still there opressing the Iraqi people instead of rooting out terrorism. By the way no one mentioned Clinton. I liked the picture lordoftherings.
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it should be burned as well as its writer
i am pro-bush and pro-war. your little poem has more meaning than i think you know. while he is trying to keep our counrty running and not be over-run by terrorists or have american citizens be hunted just for being american. you did know that bush isnt making all this war stuff up right? under clinton 20,000 americans were kiled by bombings and such! you un-educated bush haters really get my goat. my GREAT-GRANDPARENTS and family are happy for all this. they came from bagdad, to escape saddam hussien, and here you are proclaiming you are a terrorist, well if you are an immigrant, get out of the USA. thats another thing that bothers me.....so many praise the country they would never go back to yet demote the US as monsters and a terrible place. excuse me while i go throw-up. and burn the doll before i find it and shoot it to bits.
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Hmm, I must be missing something. I see no picture. Was it taken off because it offended someone??? If so that just says it all really.
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Yes Gregg - you should put this in the humor category also! That picture is so hilarious!! (I want one of those dolls lol) It may be disturbing but I'd still like one! Definitely does raise a strong political point. I'm leaning towards being anti-Bush myself, not quite sure if I'd rather have Bush or Kerry in office come election time - after all, Kerry wants to raise taxes - hell we pay enough in taxes as it is! Anyway, thanks for yet another laugh and one more thing, can I use that background? I love it!
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hahahaha LMAO!!!! oH my god! thats the funniest picture of bush ive ever seen... haha..
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LOL, you should put this in the Humor category too. That is a great political statement, and it is also a hilarious pic! Great job.
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omg... lol ... I am staying outta his way for sure.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words!!! Well this one is worth 1 million.
And a very good poem too boot!!!
Bravoooooooooooo Gregg
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Part of the poem has to deal with the picture, I lucked out on the internet one night in search of George Bush pics and this one popped up. I am not anti-American, I don't want people to be concerned about that, I am anti-Bush and there is a difference...I do not blame the American population in general what is happening in Iraq, I blame the Bush administration who is carrying over from his father’s political days...he is the worse president ever to be put in power...thanks for the comments on the pic, I really appreciate that
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Powerful political statement indeed... could cause some heated debate. But that's what makes it so fun!
The picture is VERY disturbing...the fact that you can actually buy a bush doll with an exposed butt... quite disturbing.
Interesting how it is displayed prominently in the front of a class room (or so the context clues of the picture would lead me to believe).
Sorry I'm not saying much about the poem. It's nice and short and simple. Don't know what else to say. Thanks for sharing.
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