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Snow White Was Her Addiction

Snow white was a lazy mess when she first
came to the dwarfs humble abode.
So Dopey had her snort some cocaine
hoping it would help her unload.

The mining munchkins were enthralled
with the new cocaine infused Snow White.
For she cleaned all day while they would work
and come home to dinner with much delight.

But soon Snow Whites eyes became blood red,
and her bones began to gruesomely  show.
Yet all that junkie princess could think about
was scoring some more of her blow.

Dopey began to notice the princess
and how her addiction became worse and worse.
He tried to stop dealing to the crack whore
so she had him carried out of the house in a Hurst.

The dwarfs cowered in complete fear,
while she erratically searched for her fix.
When she couldn't find her precious powder
she began to dismember the rest of the six.

She started with Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Doc
while happy and grumpy where forced to watch.
First she pealed their beards from off of their chins
and then ended in the castration of their crotch.

When all their little bones had been ripped
from each of their small fragile sockets.
She then discovered a very large bag of Coke
hidden in one of Grumpy's blood stained pockets.

She frantically tore the packed bag open.
The Coke flew all over her sunken in face,
deep in the trance of her cocaine love spell
she drifted off to a snow white place..

When the wicked Queen arrived to avenge Snow White
she was filled with much dismay,
for the princess had apparently already overdosed.
The horrid smell said she had been dead for at least a day...

When word got out about what event had passed
they thought it to horrid and gorey,
So they ignored the truth and coverd things up
and twisted it into that clichè fairy tale story..
~*FIN*~

Author notes

I hope this is what you where looking for i enjoyed penning it
R.I.P. you poor dwarfs =\

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Comments

  • this kinda made me giggle,bad i know,but i'm in to the gore thing and who knows,snow white could have been cracked out. lol


    • JessIsAmess
      October 30
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      yea I tried to make it cute but still not so happily ever after glad you enjoyed ^_^


  • Myjoy gold member
    October 29

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    Lol ok it is and is not funny. I do however love your spin on this old tale and u know who knows maybe it is just a cover up story.