Oh my goodness, it's a crying shame
Neglected men in the pregnancy game
Envious of their wifes' attention they claim
Everyone rubbing her fully round tummy
Yes, they are pleased she's soon to be a mummy
Engaging with her state, being so chummy
Desperate for a piece of it...don't be a dummy !
So now men are expecting a penis rub too
No amount of babies would make me rub you
And if we knew you wanted credit for that minute or two
Knowing you were expecting payment in lieu
Every intelligent woman would tell you what to do
Bleeding hearts, just don't wash with me
Letting you know that I strongly disagree
Under no circumstances... and this is a guarentee
Egoes will be rubbed during her pregnancy
So, If I see you with your wife, just watch me flee !
Author notes
Rhyming Acrostic this was for a contest, host wanted to know why a pregnant woman got tummy rubs and a man didnt get any attention and should get penis rubs
A contest entry
- BluesMans Adult Humor Contest # 12 by BluesMan.
700 points, ended November 11, 10 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Quickie # 31 of 37! by Beautiful-N-Broken.
400 points, ended November 23, 14 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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Lmao!
This is just too great lol. I love this, you got me rolling over here. Great job with the acrostic! I really enjoyed reading this. Thanks for the entry and good luck in the contest. -
Ha Ha HA This is freaking great LMAO I really enjoyed reading this fantastic ACROSTIC
The fact that you managed to maintain the same end line rhyme for each stanza amazes me. Well done.
Thank you so much for entering my contest.
Bill
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ha ha fabulous acrostic my friend! clever too!
Best of luck this is definately a contender gotta be !
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