'Wolf! Wolf!' They heard him cry
'Up here, near the mucky pig sty!'
They all went running just to see
The young boy laughing, 'Hoho, hehe.'
They went back down to the village
To find pirates doing naught but pillage
They threatened the boy and told him off
'Do it again and it'll hurt to cough!'
A week later they heard 'Wolf, wolf!'
Only to find the boy on the choof
They smacked his bottom with joyful glee
For the next two weeks, it hurt to pee
The boy then went to the Barber Shop
Only to have his jaw just drop
As there upon the hair strewn floors
Was the Barber in the wolf's jaws
'Help! A wolf!' The boy did cry
'Why won't anyone listen, why?!'
The villagers decided to ignore his plea
Until the wolf ate them in twos and threes
The only villager to survive
Was the boy who did cry
Until he choked on a candy cane
...He's only got himself to blame
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Comments
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HA i love this! so amusing ...i do not think i will be able to share this to my future Elem. classroom though great write!
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You Rock. Better than the original.
Joe
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I laughed and chortled, with joyful glee. I laughed so hard i nearly weed. A great rendition of the "wolf" crying child, with an ending to it on which i really smiled. And know I am quickly commenting, while I can hear that fat lady sing. So thankyou for that, it was quite funny, though it's dangerous laughing, my poo's quite runny. So now I better run, and use the can, I'm worried because it smells like ham. I haven't eaten ham today, but i swear to you it smells that way. But enough of this, never mind, you don't need to know about my behind. So I'll leave it there and go away, and we'll talk on this another day.
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