Today I made a multicolored orange;
Used oil pastels and premium canvas –
Held it up in the light for all to see:
“ode to the still life”. . .
Silent mind and active hand I move!
Switch diction with previous centuries . . .
Purity of meaning? Whatever!
Fuckin’ legendary! Where is my soap box?
Author notes
Where is My Trophy?!!?
Was your first thought wrong?
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Soap box? You need one, stinky.
Oh, you didn't mean that kind of soap?
You used orange in your poem! Orange is a taboo word in poetry, practically! But still, it didn't curse the poem.
I likes this! ^-^
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Woot!
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P.S. I love how this is copyright Your Mom!!!
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Aww, you pay the best attention.
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My first thought is always wrong, but usually more brilliant than the proceeding one.
Your first thought, however, obviously triumphs!
Will a podium suffice?
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Whatever I'm standin' on I'll pull you onto too. I'll say "lookit! This is what good looks like! And she makes pretty with the words too. Bow mortals, your soapboxes are rickety and stank in the presence of The MusicBoxMetaphor!!"
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Haha, this makes me feel as though I should change my name to Ozzy Mandius!
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You're one of my favouritestest poemers. I can has soap box? Rawrrrrrrrrr D: Kitty go woof woof, piggy go meow, horsey go oink oink, I'm a Chinese wonder cow! Mor Mor.
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I
hamburgers! It's one of the only meats I can eat! My chookie better turn back to chicken or she will get nom nom nommed up!
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You're going to nom me up anyway, whether I'm a chicken or cow.
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You never fail to crack me up!!
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Lmfao!! What a random poem, this was truly entertaining in a very, extremely non-serious way. Keep writing, poemer.
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You're a great poemer! Carry on poemizing! I loved it.
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Thank you! Thank you!
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lol what is this?
its so random im siting on ur soap box
nice job writing this though
~yen
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My soap box!! Theif!! Theif!! I wondered who
d the thing from under me!
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kool n random love it!!!!
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I don't know how seriously you meant this, but I'm howling with laughter. I hate it when I misplace my soap box..............
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This was no joke!! I am the supererest, most excellentist, poemer in all the whole wide interwebs! I'm like a wordsmith&wesson! Bang!
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