Read a lot of humorous poetry.
Laugh as much as you possibly can.
Don’t take aging much too seriously,
Try to be happy if you can still stand.
Drink water non-stop, forget alcohol.
Stop drinking coffee and don’t eat at all.
Stay close to a rest room; you’ll hear its call.
Remember you’re sexy; don’t drop the ball.
Buy hair coloring at volume discounts.
Stock up on antioxidant gel creams.
Save lots of money in Swiss bank accounts,
Avoid cat food lunches, live out sweet dreams.
A contest entry
- Over 40's only by reveller.
625 points, ended October 31, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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hey, you are hitting a bit close to home ......
thanks for helping my with my daily dose of line one.
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Good true advices Yeah I should be a good girl and listen to you!
Glad to see your pen is still inking and making such nice smile-bringing works
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Wonderful
Very creative and so well written. Best of luck in the contest
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so true..
and funny (I think) lol. I definitely have my stock of discount hair dye...still working on enough money to put into Swiss bank account tho. I enjoyed reading and thanks for entering
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Poem rewritten to meet 100 word limit and otherwise modified.
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LOL I dont know whether to giggle or slit my throat ! a fabulous ode to us over 40's ! fabulous - best of luck in the contest
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