Pete was a fair and square guy,
the best man for a friend
There were strangers in town,
where from who knows
or what was their game.
The problem was it was Tiny,
they were picking on,
this was a bad sign.
Tiny was a good guy,
just slow, sometimes he get.
Now a bit down on his luck.
We slipped out and tied their
horses together,
just to slow them down.
Then we said the sheriff,
was a coming this way.
Off they went a running,
Tiny grabbed his hat.
They tried to get away on their hoses
to move one way or the other.
How we all laugh,
Tiny hid behind his hat.
Make fun of me you guys
You're the ones who get hurt.
That was the last time we saw them.
We were all glad of that.


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