I'm quite concerned with female crime,
the thought of beauties doing time
has moved me to a firm decision:
I must be warden of that prison!
The discipline will be quite strict
for all the cuties courts convict,
and any girl who's slightly rude
will serve her sentence in the nude.
Those babes who scoff at prison laws
shall be immersed in chocolate sauce,
and then licked clean from stem to stern.
That should ensure those laws they'll learn.
A girl who loafs in idle prattle
will find her buttocks firmly paddled.
But love the sinner, hate the sin,
So I'll kiss each boo boo well again.
True malefactors I've arranged
shall be strung up in velvet chains,
and when there's warm and sultry weather
I'll tickle them with ostrich feathers.
I'm all for rehabilitation,
so to advance their education
I'll tie them hand and foot to hassocks
and read them all erotic classics.
You'll find even the most unyielding
will soon succumb to Henry Fielding,
and ere they leave that dungeon room
they'll soliloquize like Molly Bloom.
A penal system of this flavor
will extirpate naughty behavior,
and with the help of heaven above
all vicious crime will yield to love.
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First of all, I love the rhyme, it's magnificent. The imagery was amazing, could really see the prison, filled with hot babes which would be every man's dream to be warden of
I really like the lines "The discipline will be quite strict
for all the cuties courts convict,
and any girl who's slightly rude
will serve her sentence in the nude." that would just be torcher in a nut shell if a girl had to serve her time in the nude... great write
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Love it!!
I can honestly say that this is one of my favourite reads on AP that i've come across! So clever and cheeky, I loved it! Unreal, thank you so much for sharing such a wonderful piece! (Just a little note, a typo in the second stanza on dungeon) Thanks!
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Thank you so much for this awesome comment! And thanks for picking up the typo!
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Holy cow... um..well now
haha
I'm curious what kind of crime would result in an arrest
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Thank you, dear Stacy! In answer to your question, General naughtiness will suffice, and you HAVE been rather naughty lately!
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LOL! who let that secret out?
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The shadow knows . . . .
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Wow what a prioson lol, I agree with master kt in his thoughts, wonderfully written and I very much enjoyed your poem, you took that prompt and ran with it,
my favorite parts was
A girl who loafs in idle prattle
will find her buttocks firmly paddled.
But love the sinner, hate the sin,
So I'll kiss each boo boo well again.
True malefactors I've arranged
shall be strung up in velvet chains,
and when there's warm and sultry weather
I'll tickle them with ostrich feathers.
i expecially love the part about kissing the boo boo lol
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Thank you SheWolf! I'm so happy you liked it! Ahem . . . yes, I like to kiss boo boos!
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A prison of my dreams. A real paradise!
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Thanks Rainbow7! But it's supposed to be a place of punishment!
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A wonderful thought here..a prison like no other. I think the inmates would be trying to get into trouble and not want to leave. Well done
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Hi Master! Thanks so much for dropping in and the nice comment. Yes, the recidivism rate has caused me some sleepless nights!
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Wow! This is the best prison ever found! A Paradise of prisoners.
and any girl who's slightly rude
will serve her sentence in the nude.
...I think any person with an artistic touch would love that punishment.
Those babes who scoff at prison laws
shall be immersed in chocolate sauce,
and then licked clean from stem to stern.
That should ensure those laws they'd learn.
...Take me to this prison please. I wanna be imprisoned here.
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Well, you have been rather naughty lately! I think a spell inside might help you mend your ways!
Many thanks for visiting and the great comment!
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I must be mended in a female prison...surrounded by nude female 'criminals'.....lol
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This is hilarious!!! I absolutely loved it!!
Ladies beware!
I like the way it rhymes, makes it very quick-paced and more fun to read!
Well done..
Nooni
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Hi Nooni! Thanks so much for the read and great comment!
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LOL dear brother . no matter what we do, pay dirt takes a few..and all will pay for their crimes in the nude...heck just for a little rude.. could have been more but oh well they lost there love it hugs always Angel♥
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What a wonderful comment my lovely sister! Did you know that Abraham Lincoln referred to his mother, Nancy Hanks, as my angel mother"?
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I love this hun didnt know that..thanks you for the info hun.. you always make me smile I love your wit and charm.. but love i dont think i am old enough to be your Mom you do make me smile♥
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No my dear sister! I am probably old enough to be yours . . . father that is.
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I think you are just right and an awesome kind and wonderful guy
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I enjoyed this
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Thanks so much for dropping in and leaving a comment!
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Bravo
Hahaha. I enjoyed this one. Very good. Great subject. Great rhyming.
Mike
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Thanks so much Mike! I really appreciate your stopping by! Great subject!
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oooh sexy
"The discipline will be quite strict
for all the cuties courts convict,
and any girl who's slightly rude
will serve her sentence in the nude."
this part made me smile lol. wow funny prison i wonder if girls would ry to get into prison or not
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Thanks Kitty Kat! Yes, you can see how strict I am! I'm happy you liked it!
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phenomonal(sp)
this was a terrific read, i loved the quirky humor in this rhyme scheme, the ABAB patter really seemed to be made for this write. I thought the clever vocabulary choice was an intracate part of your poem, if you used the rather bland word choice you see in alot of todays writings, i feel as though i would not have bein nearly as inthralling as it was, thank you for sharing! -
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Thank you Toadly! I like your analysis! I think that good word choice is needed to make rhyme work. Sadly, our ability to rhyme creatively is in decline these days! Thanks for dropping by!
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I love the flow of this.. awesome write
Sounds lyk a fun prison
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Thanks aadi!! Who says rehabilitation can't be fun?
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Damn, this definately caught me off guard. I'd hate to get thrown in that prison.
Good flow, and I love the rhyme scheme.
Keep it up!
Vhoori
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Vhoori, Yes if you are sent here there will be no mercy at all! You can see what a tough place I run! Thank you so much for visiting and this fabulous comment!
Bruce
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Lol! This poem is very brilliant and very erotic indeed! The whole thought of it is rather a turn on! Great write and very well done! It was a pleasure! Thoroughly enjoyed every word!
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fallendust, thank you so much for dropping in and leaving such a nice comment!
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Very nice
But who does the licking? What would their job title be?
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Thanks Borg! I'm recruiting volunteers now! You can choose your title!
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DAMN! Crime always pays...
Why did I have to be so good LOL!!!!
This was a total pleasure...it's got a lovely gentle feel to it.
~sugar~
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Thanks Sugar! You have been rather naughty lately!
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oh my dear
you rose to the occasion, this is ................... oh my velvet ropes and classics!
yes the penal system would surely be in gentle hands .................
velvet ropes............ ah yes indeed
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My most humble thanks!
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oh my gosh, Bruce! This poem truly shows your talent It didn't skip a beat and the rhymes were so clever. the poem never crossed the line into....I don't know how to explain it, but your love for women comes through... had me smiling to the end. this is great, very glad to read your work, my friend.
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Awww.....thanks Suzi! Yours is a comment I will cherish. I had this bouncing around in my head for some time . . . and it finally made its way out.
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Sounds like the perfect prison to me!!! You have really out done yourself with this poetic and rhyming poem. It is to die for. I really enjoyed your humor and witty air that you share.
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Thank you so much dear Scarlet for this wonderful comment!
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Bruce , This is an excellent poem !
LAMO !! /// If you were to get to
become Warden , you'll need your
brother "ME" as your guard Captain
to help in this " rehab " !! Lol //
Best regards your twin brother
from another mother ... Easy
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Hiya Brother,
Do you think you could maintain discipline with these wild women? I fear you might go EZ on them and not keep to the strict standards I've imposed here! Thanks, my brother!
Your demented brother,
Bruce
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Lol Bruce what have you been dreaming about???
You are a very naughty boy writing this naughty poem so you are going to have to serve your time while i think of a punishment
This is a real laugh!!
Cherry xxxx
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Thank you dear Cherry! I had fun with this one!
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Bruce
Lmao I thought you might have
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HHHMMMM Now what crime can I committ to be placed in YOUR prison?! What a naughty write from you dear brother, but I loved it all the same
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Thank you my sensual sister! You HAVE been naught as of late!
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