My name is Shrew,
I is a hedgehog,
I can spike and use a bike.
I like to eat little buggies,
its better then getting the runnsies
And though I'm buff I love/hate my fanguy,
'cause he thinks some very bad things.
So I use my friend, Sparkles, so my fanguy won't think bad things.
'CAUSE I IS SHREW!
I have no brains whatsoever, forver!
I can't insult that George Bush guy,
'cuase thats mean.
BUT I DON'T CARE!
I lke to dance in purple pants and I like to hear my purple shoes,
its better then drinking the booze.
I like to wear my purple hat,
its better then eating a bat.
I like to smack my sis around,
'cause its fun,
I don't know why.
I can't be afraid of the Chuck Norris guy,
for if i do,
he'll make me die.
