its your birthday bitch
and could be your last
so go out with a bang
have a fucking blast
your hair has gone
its a thing of the past
we all know that
hair doesn't last
so now your bald
and sexier too
go out and get wasted
you'll surely spew
get stoned as a mule
or pissed as a parrot
however it ends
you'll throw up carrots
so now that i, have had my say
I'm wishing you Cinnary
a fucking wicked birthday
Author notes
Couldn't miss this chance to wish you a happy birthday Cinn.... Cheers from Oz 
A contest entry
- IT"S MY BIRTHDAY!!! WEEEEEEEEEE by Cinnarry.
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LOLOLOLOL, fucking shits and grins! Thanks GF!
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I don't remember you rhyming that much. It's a bloody good birthday card.
You did great!
Joe
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L.O.L.
Very funny, and wicked! l.o.l. this is a great b-day present GG..i'm sure cin will love it! excellent pen..
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ROFLMAO
This is funny as hell
We are having a fuckin' good time here
Marvelous words from brilliant poetess down under
Hell, I just realize that you're not on my favorite list
what the fuck have I been doing 
I need your wisdom and wittiness closer by
(and you're sexy as hell as well)
Adding you to my favs now
Wish you the best of luck dear
David
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girlfriend, I think you are describing one of your own birthday's I swear I've heard you mention carrots before lol Loves ya C
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lol yer you would have heard all about them... I still cant work out why I chuck them up, when I dont even eat the bastards.
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lol just goes to show how slowly they break down in your body lol
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lol I reckon they must have taken root and I have a carrot farm in my gutts
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