Says he's on a diet and here he comes
raidin' the fridge with his big fat thumbs.
I promised to keep watch so he'd stay on track
and not succumb to those midnight fridge attacks!
Said he wanted to buy some of them spandex pants
them sort that make you look like ya dancing with ants,
showin' all his bits'n'pieces to attract them girlies
who'll then wanna play with his short and curlies!
See me tellin' him straight that it just won't do?
wearin' spandex with his rolls of fat is just taboo.
Now he's trustin' me so he can get fit'n'trim
so he can swing those hips when he looks real slim.
But what he doesn't know is that I've a steel trap mind
it's me I'm thinking of and not just his behind.
Pizza rolls and such are my most favourite food
an' if don't get some soon, I'll be in a real mood.
So if he's not careful he'll see my darker side
for my tastebuds on this will not be denied.
Look out spandex, he's on his way
and my new diet with be pizza roll buffet!
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- Zany Animal Humor by mgmc.
700 points, ended October 27, 11 entries
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what a greedy self-centered kitty.
Congrats on Bronze
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Whoa! A kitty from the dark side!!! Very creative and cute and well written. I love the image of the kitty with the steel trap mind (may be more true than we know!). Great entry--thanks! Best of luck!
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Know a few
who try to have it both ways. UGH! is usually the end result. Funny stuff poet.
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Just shaweeet!!
and really got a laugh out of me,
very clever and humorously done Gaylene.
All the best to you with this,
i'm sure it will do well indeed
Ken
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Excellent
oh my this is sooo funny. And such a great take on the picture. The very best in the contest
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Absolutely beautiful and so very funny. Love the picture of the kitty and you have done a wonderful job of making such a great piece out of it, but that doesn't surprise me cause you are a great humourist all round. Excellent rhythm and rhyme and the flow sensational. I wish you the very best in the contest.
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