Old English be damned!
Why say “thou art unsightly”
When what you mean is “you are fugly”.
Why not say "faggot" instead of "fairy"
Why not say bullshit if you're feeling shitty
No need to speak like Othello
Today’s fad is chat lingo!
If you dare say this lingo comes from Mars
I’d smack your face and kick your arse!
Who cares if me speaks broken English
At least I don’t smell like a fish
Plus I speak leet and am not noobish.
So what if my speLing sucks
And what’s it to you if I use “phuck”
instead of fuck?
Author notes
I r a ch4t 4dd1ct and 0bs3ss3d w1th l33t XD
A contest entry
- ANYTHING GOES BUT YOU MUST MAKE ME LAUGH by Juno101.
460 points, ended November 20, 88 entries
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Comments
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i thought it was funny. good job
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This was good. Honestly I have never read anything like this before. It was good. Thanks for entering and best of luck too you in the contest, Keep up the good work.
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Instant favorite
Your writing is a breath of PHRESH air! lol Your attitude reminds me of myself, but I must admit u r the superior writer. I adore ur execution, another masterpiece!
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LOL th4nx for the nice comment. It's quite fun meeting people who somehow see themselves in you. Honestly, only few have told me that my attitude reminds them of themselves. Maybe because I'm one of a kind LMFAO
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