College Asylum

Dray: Effin college bullies
          Resident lesbos makin allies
            Profs with jaundiced eye
            Sizin you up with those burning eyes
            I got this freakin notion
            About kids makin indecent actions
            Which but naught evokes mad reactions

Dray: Friggin poetic is what they'd call me

Freakz: Coz you prefer archaic to vulgarity

Dray: What the heck is vulgarity, you freakin nimods
            The term you want is vulgarism, asswit cads!

Freakz: -ism, -ity, who the fuck cares?
            We  don't need no tight-assed here
            To be honest we despise that stupid eyeware
            God, we eat lil Geeks up here.

Dray: Holy… what a pack of riff-raff
            A schmuck right here
            A schnook right there
            Brainless bullies with protruding bellies
            Freaks with creepy smiles and acid tongues
            Smokin cigs, attending classes drunk
            Feeling macho, guapito, and a total hunk
            I mumble once and they'd stare with fire
            Tis a place of unspeakable dire
            To stay here long I shall not desire.

Freakz: Are you crazy? This place is cool!
            To think it dire you must be a fool
            Ass-kickin is a major sub
            We give you a hand if you need a rub.

Dray: Oh my gosh, how scandalous!
            A rub, is it? My golly, that's gross!

Freakz: Oh my gosh? You make us laugh
            Everyone now says Oh my fucking god
            And don't you pretend you ain't want a rub!

Dray: In point of fact, I don't need a fuck!

Freakz: Did you, indeed, say fuck?
            And now you blush like a naïve lass…