Life Aint a Fairytale

Cinderella's coming, but it seems she's lost her dress
And it seems her charming prince just can't stop staring at breasts
Both the stepsisters are laughing as the kingdom falls apart
And the Godmother has died with fatal problems in her heart

Chorus- 'Cuz honey, life aint a fairytale
            No matter if they tell you I'm wrong
            Life just aint all a fairytale
            And ugh, I think the King's wearing a thong
Oh now here comes Snow White with an apple in her hand
She gave it to the Witch, well f**k, that wasn't what SHE planned
All the dwarves just can't stop laughing, 'cuz the prince just kissed the witch
Oh well, that just shows you honey, life's a f***ing b***h 

Chrous-Cuz honey, life aint a fairytale
            No matter if they tell you I'm wrong
            Life just aint all a fairytale 
            And I think that Bashful got himself a bong

Well here now, Sleeping Beauty says she doesn't want to sew
Maleficent tried to force her, and got socked in the nose
All the fairies start to argue, because Flora's wearing black
And though Fauna started drinking, Meriweather caught the flack

Chorus-Cuz honey, life aint a fairytale
            No matter if they tell you I'm wrong
            Life just aint all a fairytale 
            The Prince got lost, the address was wrong

Chorus- Cuz honey, life aint a fairytale
            No matter if they tell you I'm wrong
            Life just aint all a fairytale 
            No happily ever after to this song