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Eviction notice

I am the landlord's agent
Duties to evict non-paying and noisy tenants.
Up and early to carry out my duties
To relieve my boss's miseries.
Next on my list is at 2nd avenue street
To evict mr and mrs tweet.
The has been complaints of early alarm wake ups
So today the tweets have to pack up.
Aha,there is their house
Afterwards I can stop by at mr.mouse.
I match the job with my black fur coat
With a well done job as my oath.
I dress to impress
the dead laid to rest.
No,need to knock
Will just let my self in.
I think I am growing too fat
I will retire soon before I catch a heart attack.
Who am I kidding?
I can't retire,I love bird's entrails pudding.

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  • Melee Vau gold member
    October 24

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    you are a funny one, with a remarkable ability to morph into a cat's psyche. enjoyed reading this piece.

    boring bit- first word on 7th line The-There (?)


  • GotLilt
    October 23
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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww congrats

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  • Oh ewwww and lol! This is just wonderful! I love where you took the prompt. Thoroughly enjoyable and creative! Thanks so muxh for your entry
    Gaylene


    • Swisshadow
      October 23
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      Gracias

      Gracias,I enjoyed writing a piece like this.I haven't done something like this before.Tx u.

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