Buster Cherry went to his doctor you see
for he'd been having a bit of trouble satisfying his woman,
Dontcha Juana Fillme
Seems like he'd been having trouble keeping it up
the pleasure just wasn't lasting very long
and poor ol' Buster kept getting "cut off"...
moaning, "Dontcha Juana!"
loud and strong
His doctor,
Dr.Dang Lin-Wang
soon diagnosed his ill
"Buster, the "equipment" is impaired;
you couldn't even satisfy road kill!"
Suffering from a wounded ego
Buster went home and sadly related the news
"I need a real man who can please me!", yelled Dontcha
"This is it! We are through!"
(Poor ol' Buster....)
Shortly thereafter, Buster enrolled in Dick Pound's Medical Research Center
and with time, he made a full, miraculous recovery
He now has a new, sexy girlfriend, Miss Ima Hoare
whom he met online at, "www.getlaidtonightdiscovery"
A contest entry
- Dirty Sounding Names ~spread some laughs~ by Poetic-Theorem.
1000 points, ended October 27, 6 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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You had me at the tadpole sperm
Very funny, raunchy humor. Loved it!
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lol this gave me a real smile
you do humor well
you had great flow in this poem also
i realy liked this poem
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Superb
A wierd write, but funny! I love your sense of humor, you might enjoy my risque series. You certainly expressed your thoughts quite well. -
lmao...this was funny.
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ROFLMAO!!!!! This is funny! lol.... the names alone are worth two bunnies. heehee. thanks for the laughs and I truly enjoyed this one. Sometimes, raunch can truly brighted a day for someone.
Thanks for brighten mine.
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ROFLMAO
I spewed my soda on the monitor
This is hilarious
Such a clever use of "dirty sounding names"
This is indeed priceless
You even add you on clever names
I'm glad Buster Cherry found his love Miss Ima Hoare
Gotta love happy endings
lmao at the picture as well
Thanks soooo much for the many laughs
Wish you the best in the contest
David
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