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JJ caught a Cat, ran like a Dog

JJ came knocking on my front door
at the rooster crowing hour of 5:00 AM one Thursday
(Thursday was my other day off besides Sunday)
Said we were a-going to catch us some big Catfish

After my third cup a coffee I looked at JJ
he still had that possum eating grin
on a face that looked ten years younger
than the date on his drivers license

We hit the Holston River by six
and had a line in by six-o-five
JJ hit one in the first twenty min's
a good eight pounder

Oak and Hickory danced with branches
inter locked overhead
The muddy water ran lazy , a snakes belly
The sun had began to burn off all stress

And in a New York Minute, up showed
the game warden
he looked like Rambo (after being hit with a meat grinder)
and he was not grinning

JJ took off running like a scared dog
with the game warden right behind him
(picture a bear chasing a midget)
but JJ had long legs

I grabbed everything we had and threw it in the car
leaving JJ to the Game Warden
who caught him against a willow tree
"Show me your license Boy" he said

JJ showed him his fishing license and grinned
"Why did you take off if you had a license?"
asked the warden
JJ told him straight out-
"Cause Joe back there dont"

Author notes

JJ was a lankey crazy kid that i worked with for a spell at Toper Egg Co.

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  • Grunts Girl gold member
    November 25
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    'Oak and Hickory danced with branches'
    i just adored this line...
    and loved the poem!
    Thank you for your thoughts and prayers... they are more needed this go around than last that is for sure.
    Going out to dinner with nieghbors for thanksgiving, should be a nice evening.


  • Dulcima
    November 12
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    Laugh out loud!

    You have your own voice. And it's a funny, laughing voice. I loved your poem.


  • stef-witt gold member
    November 9

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    This is fantastic!

    The ending is wonderful! I'll admit, I had a chuckle at the wardens expense


  • Justified Inc.
    November 2

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I love it! Great job Joe! Made me smile a mile wide!
    Terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrific! Thanks!!!!!!!


  • ivoire gold member
    October 26

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    Very entertaining!

    You have such a gift for wonderful stories and colloquial dialogue. This was such fun to read and had that nice little surprise at the end. Great writing well deserving of a bronze or more!!

    ivoire


    • Cup-a-Joe
      November 1
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      ivoire,

      Thank you, sweet one. I appreciate you reading. Sorry i was so late in responding. I try to do better next time.

      Joe


  • Rend the Veil gold member
    October 25

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    you are so freaking funny!
    loved this Joe!!

    love and Blessings

    Rend

    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 26
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      Rend

      Glad you stopped by. I just got done brewing a pot.
      Thanks for reading.

      Joe


  • Daizee silver member
    October 23

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    Awww lol... THAT made me giggle

    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 23
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      Daizee Girl,

      It's so good to see you back.
      Thank you for reading.
      Joe


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    October 22

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    LOL This is VERY funny. . .dang, why haven't I thought of this! I love to fish and have fished a few times without one, but with a eye out for the GW. Thank you for spreading the laughter.


    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 23
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      Jeannie,

      It was a wild time back then. JJ kept you on your toes.
      Thanks for the contest.

      Joe

  • Great write you tell nice stories

    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 23
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      sandra,

      Thank you ror reading my tale. i appreciate it.

      Joe


  • Rheea gold member
    October 21

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    why waste money on two when one will do.. lol oh Joe you good old boy from Tennessee

    How funny this is. Thank you darlin for the laughing from my tummy honey.

    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 23
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      Sis,

      Thanks for reading my tale. You and JJ would have hit it off.

      Joe


  • csmmoms2
    October 21

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    A fun poem about just goin' fishing...you never know what you'll catch. -c

    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 23
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      C.S..

      Thats for sure i caught a bowling ball once. -for real.
      Thanks for reading.
      Joe


  • adios muchachos gold member
    October 21

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    Hey Joe

    I guess by "everything we had" you meant the catfish as well!LOL How was it?
    Good thinking on JJ's part!
    Great little vignette, Joe.

    ****

    John


    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 23
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      John,

      You konw i did bro, lol
      I aint leaving a nice catfish on a bank.
      Yhanks for reading.
      Joe


  • Carolina Moon gold member
    October 21

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    LOL I can see it now.. This is fantastic Joe! Love it! So were you the one that got away? lmao

    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 21
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      Linda,

      Grab a pole youngin and lets hit the bank early in the AM.
      Thanks,

      Joe


  • tara wilson gold member
    October 21

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    LOL...this is awesome Joe, i love this.. very well written & a wonderful story and ending..


    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 21
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      Tara,

      I love you for always being thare to read my words. No matter how bad or stupid they are. You leave a sweet comment.
      Thanks.

      Joe


  • Girl-Interrupted gold member
    October 21

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    bahahaha....that was a funny punch line! i love this cutie patootie story!

    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 21
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      Pretty-Girl

      Thanks for reading this old country boy. It's appreciated.

      Joe

  • Good ol' JJ. What a great friend to take the fall for you! I love some of the descriptions you have done here... expecially the trees and the river like a snake's belly. This is comical and light. A real pleasure to discover!

    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 21
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      Ten,

      Kind words from someone I admire as a writer. Thanks you.

      Joe

  • Rowan gold member
    October 21

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    what a great story this is! I loved it. My first official giggle of the day. Thanks hon!


    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 21
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      Rowan,

      If I put a smile on your pretty face, I am super happy. You and JJ would have gotten a long .

      Joe

  • A floatingleaf silver member
    October 21
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    So funny...good luck in the contest...


    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 21
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      They are flying,

      Thank you so much for reading my tale of JJ. I really appreciate the visit.

      Joe


  • klassy lassy
    October 21

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    Sounds like something that would happen in my family, Joe, only it's usually when they go out to dig clams or get mushrooms. My son was fined $500.00 for picking mushrooms without a license. I really hate that, because there are so many people out there who need income and picking is a way to keep them going at this time of year, but everything is taxed...even the parking lots at the beaches.

    I can just see this happening!


    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 21
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      Karen,

      $500.00 bucks sounds like an aweful lot just for that. I mean they grow free.
      Thanks for reading my tale this morning.

      Joe


  • Mango Memories gold member
    October 21

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    Breaking my study to read this.

    Im glad I spent my break reading this!

    Bravo!

    • Cup-a-Joe
      October 21
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      Mango

      I am honered that you would read my poem on your break.
      Thank You

      Joe

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