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Saddle Sore

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I project this macho image
to all my screaming fans;
they know my name across the world
from Little Creek to Cannes.

Stardom made me grow so bold
I took this brazen dare
to break the wildest horse around ~
the devil of a mare.

She hasn't let a soul go near
until this very day.
She's bitten, kicked and roared at all
who've gotten in her way.

So now I have to show 'em all
how great I really am.
They've travelled 'cross the land to see
me tame this badass dam.

We start our battle in a blaze
like Churchill versus Rommel,
but damnit all, she'll best me when
I come down on that pommel!





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Picture credit: rogerlangfordart

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  • A floatingleaf silver member
    November 3

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    Ouch! Really enjoyed this ride, have seen a lot of rodeos. The rider lives a dangerous life...Good write.


  • feetus
    October 29

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    Your writing style always tickles me in the right places!
    It's as if the words absorb into my ocular cavities then rattle around
    three revolutions before dancing off the end of my tongue into a bowl
    of giggles!
    P.S. I've got five smackers on Churchill.


  • Pattiboo silver member
    October 20

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    great read

    I looked at the contest and picture but mind wouldn't come up with anything and certainly wouldn't have been as witty as this. Well done and good luck in the contest.


  • trekkergirl
    October 20

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    Wow this picture is soooo busy... and I can definitely see the title in this one... more that my butt would be sore if it were me on that broncho. Wow. Great write. I liked it. Thanks for sharing this with us.


  • Storminbrenda silver member
    October 20

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    LOL!!

    poor man bet that brought tears to his eyes lol funny yet good story behind it loved it thank you for sharing


  • Haiku-bless-you silver member
    October 20

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    Ouch! Great story telling in this delightful character sketch of a rodeo hero. Your words and imagery flow with such ease this poem was a joy to read, thanks for sharing your talent here at Allpoetry.

    Brother dennis

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