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who are yah buddy?

What is your name?
Wouldn't you like to know.
Who are you?
That's more like it. Hi, I'm Joe.
What are you?
I'm Joe.
How are you?
One day at a time.
Where are you?
I'm in a place I'm meant to be in life.
How old are you?
Age is only a physical portayment of wisdom. Not a literal portrayment.
What gender are you?
Of the Male persuasion.
Do you care about politics?
More so than most people think they should.
Do you know who you are?
Once again, I'm Joe.
What is your current occupation?
I cut down trees, then sell them for money.
What do you think of school?
I think its neccesary when wanted.
What do you consider fun?
Daily sociopathic behavior.
Do you listen to music?
I'm listening to music right now.
What is your favorite song?
Of which artist?
Do you like animals?
I love dogs.
Are you racist?
Depends on who i'm talking to and thier opinion of what i'm saying.
Do you like to watch movies?
Hate to watch t.v.
What is your favorite movie?
Of what genre?
Do you like dinosaurs?
The dinosaur chickin nuggets or the species?
Do you like to sing(when no one can hear)?
Love it.
Do you like to dance(when no one can see)?
Do it everyday.
What do you think of beauty pageants, honestly?
I think they are nothing but a contest based soley on looks. None of the contestants can even spell calculus, nor do they know what it is. personally, i think it offends the human race on a whole.
Do you know anything, honestly, about beauty pageants or is it all based on what you have heard or seen on youtube?
No, because i don't watch them anymore, and when i did i watch them on tv.
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Are you creative?
On the drums, yes. On a canvis, not so much.
Are you unique?
As a person, i hope.
What is your greatest goal?
To be happy with my life.
Do you know anything about love?
i've learned more and more over the years.
Are you in love with someone?
i'm in love with many women.
Who do you miss?
all the women i'm in love with.
Who do you love?
The ones that love me back.
Who do you hate?
The ones who want to be hated.
Who do you wish to know better?
All my loves.
Who do you wish to get rid of?
My ego. He's a vicious bastard.
Who are you afraid of?
My ego.
Would you rather live in the City or the Country?
Right where i am now.
Do you care how you look, honestly?
Yes. i wanna appear as i should.
Do you want to be loved?
Everyday and night. i hope to crawl in be next to that someone for the rest of time.
Do you like to be alone?
I have my moments.
Are you afraid of anything?
Being alone forever.
Are you afraid of rejection or being ignored?
Mostly being ignored or forgotten.
What unsettles you?
The pain of heartbreak. That and having nothing to do all day.
What about you could be improved?
My entire life and self.
What are your flaws?
Normal human being shit. To many to really list. Mostly stupid insecuretys.
Would you take other people's advice about how to improve yourself, honestly?
I try to figure life out for myself.
What do you do with your alone time?
Be alone and contemplate whatevers on my mind.
What do you want to do with your life?
realize all my goels and ambitions.
What is your creative outlet?
My writing and my music.
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Are you human?
It's the only thing i know to be.
Do you want to appear human, honestly?
What else would i look like?
How do you want to appear to the world?
As i am.
Do you hate to be exposed?
Not neccesarely.
Do you lie?
Depends on who i'm talking to.
Do you tell the truth?
Depends on who i'm talking to.
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What is your favorite holiday?
Christmas. The feeling of that happiness is sureal.
Who are the most important people in your life(List the top 10 most important people and why you love them)?
1.Mom, Shes my freakin mom.
2.Dad, He's just the shit.
3.Sister, Just like me.
4.Me, cause i make me laugh more than anyone.
5.Zach, without this best friends i would have killed myself.
6.All other family. They play thier part.
7.Skyler, Your a bad ass.
8.Brandoom, You'll never stop.
9.Card, my shaman.
10.all the ladys. you know i love you.
What is your favorite food?
beer. its rather filling, i mush say.
If you were a sandwich, what would you be made of?
pastrami, wheat bread, fresh peppercinis, mustard and lettuce.
What is your favorite color and why?
Green. it entrances me.
What is your favorite subject in school or your major in college?
If i went to college. i would have a favorite subject.
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What do you believe you can bring to the world?
A true sense a peace and the real truth.
Who do you believe you can be?
The greatest person in the world.
Do you feel exposed yet?
I feel even more liberated. i needed this little survey of yours. thank you.
and much peace.

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  • tigerspence2012
    October 21

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    lol I love that you made fun of beauty pageant contestants for not being able to spell calculus one sentence after you misspelled "solely." That'd be a fail


    • Joe Savage
      October 22
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      thanks for the heads up.

      correction made. Have a nice day.