consummate and dirty
untruthful distortions
inaccurate equivocator
constant prevaricator
habitual perjurer
fabricator
false
fraud
STOP IT!
"...and though the wolf did devour the sheep not a soul would believe the boys' cries for help"
your twisted untruthfulness isn't an excuse
but a ludicrous and grotesque contortion of what isn't there.
just so you can pretend there is humor somewhere?
to a friend?
someone that trusted you
until your prankful contortions bent it
broke it
trust is the only foundation that means anything
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