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Swine Flu Claims Another Victim


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sneezing
on my answering machine,
a sick stalker

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  • abu nuwas
    November 21
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    But
    The Emperor
    has
    no clothes


  • ScarletO gold member
    November 20
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    Oh, this is so funny. A pig stalker at that!!! LOL Cute!


  • Aalta silver member
    November 18
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    Ugh the global phenomena of Swine flu!! I wonder how it spread so fast so wide round the world.
    Another amazing write... trough the phone huh? is that possible?
    Inject a dose of "Tamiflu" into it.... your answering machine will be fine

    Great write
    -Aalta

    • Bruce silver member
      November 18
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      Thanks so much Aalta! I agree with you; we should inject some Tamiflu into the telephone line!


  • bird at rose
    October 26

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    Ahhh! disease spreading through the phone now, worry makes that clever

    This reminds me of if my daddy calls my mamma, and he's eating quick heated bread (which she doesn't like) she jokes that the dialing thing doesn't make the situation any better. Oh, and then he'll cough, and she'll ask him to sprinkle the cell. It's funny what people think they can do when not in person [but insist you knowing of,] it's like their manners are forgotten!

    Great poem Bruce, did you write this after reading mine lol?
    Daisy

    • Bruce silver member
      October 27
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      Thank you so much for this nice comment at
      It is funny what people do - a sort of magical thinking!

      No, I wrote it at the same time - our minds must run along similar tracks!


  • onesugar gold member
    October 23

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    Urgh it's got me, is there a Dr in the house? Please call me back as soon as you get this message, atishoo! LOL! Funny, nice one Bruce ~sugar~

    • Bruce silver member
      October 23
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      Thank you sweet sugar! I've never seen that flu emoticon before! That'swonderful, just in time for the pandemic!


  • Draig aine gold member
    October 19
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    oooh icky

    only you my dear , only you


  • Daizee silver member
    October 19

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    Ew..need a tissue?

    • Bruce silver member
      October 20
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      Thank you Daizee! I'm so happy you're back!


  • Cherrylv
    October 19

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    Lmao you have such a great sense of humour Bruce
    Brill!!!!!

    Cherry xxx

    • Bruce silver member
      October 20
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      Yes, I have a sick sense! Thank you sweetie!


  • AngelBellerose gold member
    October 19

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    like the prisoner behind the wall
    the leper paid it all..grim reaper
    well said as always dear brother
    LOL Hugs Angel♥


  • ariazephyrzoe gold member
    October 19

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    achoo lol I can relate to the sneezing


  • whitecoffee
    October 19
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    lol


  • Br0kEn WiNgS
    October 19

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    of all the days i spend here i never expected a title like that. Hehe this was quite clever.

    • Bruce silver member
      October 19
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      Thank you for dropping in and such a nice comment!


  • Tqop
    October 18

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    I thought you were serious. I was going to cry, Bruce.

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