(Not a Poem) (Insert title for a survey here)

Name - Laertes
Nick name - Kyo-N
Where in the world are you [continent/country wise. I'm not that stalkerish] - Chile
Age - 23
Occupation [or working towards] - College student

. What time did you get up this morning?
2:00 PM
. What was the last film you saw at the movies?
At the movies themselves? Star Wars Episode I. I don't like movies.
. What is your favorite TV show?
Mostly anime, but I barely have time for it anymore. Last one that caught my attention was Clannad.
. What do you usually have for breakfast?
A sip of Coca Cola.
. What's your middle name?
Ezequiel >_>'
. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
I've had a girlfriend that old. Does that count?
. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
I'm stuck between "10" by cali=/=gari, "alansmithee" by The Studs and "Modern Garde" by Merry. Pure Japanese rock.
. What kind of car do you drive?
I walk.
. Favorite sandwich?
Bread, sliced tomato, sliced onion, sliced green chili, some green beans, some thin beef steaks and home made mayonnaise with garlic.
. What characteristics do you despise?
"Fangirl/Fanboying," stupidity, unfairness, and for some reason I don't like people when they are too cheery.
. Favorite item of clothing?
Hoodies.
. If you could go anywhere in the world for a vacation, where would you go?
Akihabara, Japan. Yes, I want to visit the neighborhood specially built for otakus.
. What color is your bathroom?
Cream yellow.
. Favorite brand of clothing?
I don't care.
. Where would you retire?
I don't plan on living that much.
. Most memorable birthday?
When I turned 21, I guess. My friends organized a small barbecue.
. Favorite sport to watch?
Soccer.
. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
I change them every single day.
. The last place you went out to dinner?
More like I just went out and bought hot dogs.
. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
An ATM room.
. Favorite saying?
I have lots, but I'll quote the one that characterizes me the most. "If you break a vase and say you're sorry, your words won't repair the vase"
. When is your birthday?
July 9th. Argentina's Independence Day.
. Are you a morning person or a night person?
For biological reasons, I just can't sleep when normal people do. If I sleep at night, it's because I took pills.
. What is your shoe size?
Let's just say 33 cms. I don't know which measure unit you use there.
. Pets?
None.
. What did you want to be when you were little?
I don't remember.
. What are you today?
A soon to be translator.
. What is your favorite candy?
Chocolate filled with cream caramel.
. What is your favorite flower?
Artichoke, it's edible.
. What's the next day on the calendar you are looking forward to?
Last days of November, when classes are over.
. Are you religious?
I believe in God but I don't follow any of its adaptations to human culture.
. What are you listening to right now?
"Mama ga Boku no Sutete Papa ga Boku wo Okashita hi" by cali=/=gari.
. What was the last thing you ate?
Last night, the hot dogs.
. Do you believe in angels?
No.
. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
White.
. What is your pet peeve?
Incorrect answers, incorrect statements, things like that.
. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
A girl.
. Favorite soft drink?
Any. I'm not picky.
. Favorite restaurant?
I'm not really into restaurants, although if it were for me, I'd go to one of those small restaurants in the markets, those who serve traditional food.
. Hair Color?
Black roots, going blonde on its way out.
. Siblings?
One sister, 29 years old.
. Favorite day of the year?
September 18th, National Independence Day.
. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Any of the video game systems I had.
. Summer or winter?
Summer.
. Hugs or kisses?
...
. Chocolate or vanilla?
It depends. Chocolate bars, vanilla ice cream, chocolate cake, vanilla coffee.
. Where do you keep your spare change?
Next to my computer, under my useless printer.
. When was the last time you cried?
Some months ago, and I don't remember why.
. What is under your bed?
Shoes.
. Who is the friend you've had the longest?
A handicapped friend from school, I still contact him from time to time.
. What did you do last night?
Playing Spanish card games with friends.
. Favorite smell?
Curry, cumin, cinnamon. No perfumes ever.
. What are you afraid of?
Death, some diseases, becoming poor.
. What makes you laugh?
The kind of jokes that not many people like. Most of them are not appropriate for AP.
. How many years at your current job?
This is my 3rd year.
. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday.
. Favorite book?
I barely read books. Most of the time, what I read are dictionaries, cuisine books and encyclopedias.





. who do you wanna be in the family? (and yes, you must choose)
I don't know what I want to be. I guess brother would do, unless you think otherwise. I'd like you to also add a pejorative adjective next to my position. Ugly brother would do the trick.

. why do you wanna be this?
I really don't know, so I'm just putting the standard.

. and why are you actually doing this?
I don't know.