too much to say

Man, these things are complicated! If everyone else on the planet only ever knew the half of it,
if I just understood half of what people were saying, things would be different I’m sure, things would be easier, but in man I trust, and woman, and oxford commas, and if one of the three comes with the goods then that’s a win.

I’m a connoisseur and I don’t like sharing, but I do like giving, I hate sentimentality but I love touching, I’m studying for my poetic license whenever I can find the time, also the rhythm for my blues, the radiance for my smile and my stamina and tolerance all need work.

And as pretentious as all that sounds, I’m trying to be a nice guy and come hell or high water I’ll make everyone see that I’m beautiful and intelligent and wildly successful with perfect skin and hair and teeth and I’ll succeed in providing for my non-existent family.

I have one big mouth to feed….