I am to contemporary writing what
Yoda is to George Lucas' scrotum
I have a magical assortment of scowls
and cherry vanilla moist towelettes.
When I strut I am so 'Rebel without a cause'
that in fact I realize, indeed, I have no cause,
but then I accidentally fall on your girlfriend
again and again and again until pregnant.
I am potent
Like chanting sperm with helmets.
I am organized
Like a Donald Trump garden salad
I have surpassed Euro trash
and landed on square one
only to find Marlon Brando
painting his toe nails by
a brown holed sun.
Delirium tremens are not only welcome,
but purchased with a free colonic,
and ear muffs. Exquisitely intelligent
with a fine wardrobe and all the free
mindfucking one could ever hope to
spin for in front of an audience and
talk show host with gallivanting breast
cream. I have found some kind of GOD.
I have humped sweet Martin's dream.
With two hands-full of afro Chuck Sheen.
I have found a road littered with thee expected.
Here, we have friends that move right on in.
Here we have alterations by the dump truck.
I have found some kind of grind, some kind of
empty. A love so fake you can have it back.
A love so pressed as to slide under doors,
All the 'what ifs' complete with no-mores.
And you will in Spades.
With clouds of death
and diamonds, you will
see what Chicken Little
could never, you will
have the truth and it
will surely have you.
Broken and burped
bent over knee,
and completely
Ivory towers.
Author notes
Written April 11th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Demented, violent, hateful, lust f*cked works by Dimitri Elesk.
300 points, ended October 17, 2005, 15 entries
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AwSoMe
awsome title, awsome poem.....i loved the metephors, they r so original, and it really showed todays culture. -
very. very. very good. I don't have anything else to say really- it rocks my socks!
cheesish goodness to you -
nice i liked reading it
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This is an amazing write! My favorite line is:
And you will in Spades.
With clouds of death
and diamonds, you will
see what Chicken Little
could never, you will
have the truth and it
will surely have you. -
i likes it
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All of my pictures are metaphors for just how beautifully sickening it all is, but with extra eyebrow growl.
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lol, thats awesome.
I really got into that one! Haha, totally bookmarking that one. (and, that is fine pic... )
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nice nipple and um im a little confused but still great!
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I liked this. Was a warped little tour through your mind, full of sardonic little observations and metaphors.
I really can't write a longer comment, it was good, and doesn't need any real critiquing. -
This was a nice retro analysis on contemporary actors and their atrocious behavior. Almost a behind the seens simian outlook on a quaint part of America that most people never see. As shallow as it was, there was a delectable twist of humor throughout this piece, that leaves the reader laughing through and through. Ee gad I must be a critic, but my thumbs are on strike. Peace on poop, yout!
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the before last "stanza" has to be one of my favorites.
"what chicken little did not see"...the illusion of his own paranoia?
or that he's just a cracked pot?
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I don't even know how to respond after reading your writing....well without sounding like a mindless moron spewing out 'nice write, good flow, wow so unique'...and, peeps are also good frozen, btw. twists your nipples and leaves laughing
jenn -
Montreal Standing Ovation
The title grabbed me (as usual) and no disappointment with your view of life and American iconography and pop culture. Your metaphors (as usual) are incredible and very few people will grasp their true meaning but hey, what the hell...I am addicted to your writing and hope you don't mind, but that is a succilent nipple there!
Very kewl way to say 'I fucked your girlfriend (hehehe) on your girlfriend
'again and again and again until pregnant' looking forward to reading more of your works (as usual) and taken on a road not yet travelled by me! -
this was very deep...yet, at times i sorta laughed...and yet at other times i could only nod in agreement...this was very deep and well written!
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I put that nipple in there for my friend Ray from Inglewood.
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hee he he he ..
I like nipples, too. -
nice nipple
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You can microwave them as well -- but they tend to explode.
Just today's useless factoid.
Yoda my ass. -
yes, I concur with your peep drying methods and in fact... Am rather
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would i be a cherry vanilla moist towelette ? since i do hold the potent potion oils in my hands as i type (sniff sniff...ah). got an email from donnette. we need to get her cd's and the contract signed. tomorrow's work. i'm celebrating the resurrection today . i like the marshmellow peep things - left open on the counter overnight so they obtain a slight crunch to the outer suger skin - usually eat one box - makes me sick enough to remember not to buy them when they are 75% off the day after easter. hey, hope you are well . .
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The poem is just so... great. It is excellent. I really have no more to say about it.
Peace, Enid.
p.s.- Although I left me curious (and I was close to ask you), I really won't want to know what does Yoda has to do with Lucas' scrotum. I better not know.
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That was awesome! You truly have an amazing way with words,and the images created are incredible. Good job!!
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scrumptious
wow, i don't know whether to laugh, cry, or nod with deep understanding. this is quite the poem. i'm not sure if i like it. i think i do. the images i get from this are great. i like the style, i like the word choice; i wish it were a little more clear, but its not for me to understand. as long as you know what you wrote, it doesn't matter what we think especially. i hope you've moved on from that false love, and i wish you a future full of incredible sex with someone who loves you more than your penis.
-ben -
and in this one it is on the left
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Thanks, welcome to the magazine, by the way.
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Great stuff. Reminds me a little of Terry Pratchett in the way it is written with lots of odd references thrown in. I would applaud this if I haven't allready lost my points applauding today (I don't comment much but when I do i ussually applaud aswell) awesome write.
Love,
TF -
No, tattoos, aren't movable.
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by the way I noticed that your other pic was backwards the tat was on the wrong side> so was that done in front of a mirror or on your computer
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sounds like a challenge
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LOL you really have a way with words!
Cheers!
-Jacquie
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This is EXCELLENT. Definitly the best I've read on this site.
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