I'll tell you the story of my grandad George,
where ever he went he kicked up a storm!
A charmer he was with not a 'tooth' in his head,
the old Lady's he swooned into his bed!
Let me tell you about the day he met dot,
he gave her a whistle then peeked down her top.
With a slap to his face she bellowed you perve!
how dare you she screamed what a goddamn nerve.
Awe sweetie he said don't be upset,
i was just admiring your beautiful chest.
It suits your complexion and those pretty green eye's,
and that dress you are wearing looks so divine.
Now i'd asked you to dance but i'd not be so bold,
for i feel your too precious to have in my hold.
So i'll leave you alone and be on my way,
but forever in my mind i'll remember this day.
The day i met the woman of my dreams,
is a day i'll regret forever it seems.
No wait!! shouted dot as he turned round to leave,
won't you 'stay' and have a drink with me please.
George thought all his birthdays had come at once,
when dot asked him back to hers for some lunch.
But lunch was the last thing on Georges mind,
so he let dot know by smacking her behind.
He waited for a belt around the ears,
but it seemed old dot was extremely pleased.
And George had scored once again,
although old dot wasn't one to be played.
She broke his old heart when she asked him to leave,
as soon as he had done the dirty deed!!!
So while grandad George pines for his love,
old dot shares her bed with the boys from the club!!!
Bronze trophy winner
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you wrote a cute poem. gave me a chuckle for sure. best of luck in the contest
