hounded me for telling jokes
You treated them like crimes
always picked the right times
sometimes liked to smack your butt
always left the toilet seat up
when you fell in and wet your rear-end
and you went around the house
throwing toilet paper rolls at me
it was the best scene I could ever imagine
hated cleaning the dishes or house
set him free the little field mouse
made you laugh when I hurt myself
never earned alot of wealth
when you cut your hair short and I laughed at you
when I shaved my head and You got me back too
we made so many mistakes yet we lived through them all
when your father kicked you out and I got the call
I still cheered you up, you laughed slightly
sometimes i knew that you still cried nightly
when you chased for the kitty and found them in the sink
not the place you thought the cats would take a drink
they laid in the basin covered together all wet
but to you they were just crazy little pets
when we seen somethin funny on the tv,
when it was just us alone by the tree
when i took you on your first picnic
and made you a giant sandwich
you laughed at the size and we still couldn't eat it
the razberrys, ticklefights, and boobie glove
was all just my humor from love
we laughed and giggled, had times of joy
when we played with our games and toys
we loved eachother and loved hard
sometimes we got caught in the middle
like little kids we tried everything new
bored to try to find something to do
I know you'll miss me when its the end
but you will always be my very best friend
