The World's Worst Air Traffic Controller
I'm the world's worst air traffic controller
Nicknamed “The Bet”
They call me dice roller
'Cause I gamble with jumbo jets.
My boss has fits
When planes crash in seas
I'm hated by pilots
'Cause I say “watch out bogies!”
On the control panel stand
I spill coffee cups
And tell them to land
With the wheels still up.
I make fun of Tim
I have too much fun
I make fun of him
'Cause he's not top gun.
I call a code one
When the radar is jammed
But my mouth's full of gum
And they can't understand.
I direct the planes over
With little progression
They get shot when they fly over
The funeral recession.
Something bad arose
'Cause I carry a pet
I hit new lows
It's the worst yet.
Long story short
My hamster Hodge
As a last resort
Got stuck in the fuselage.
Please tell me what you think
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you are so much fun to read... cracks me up plenty well.
Wish I could be so funny but I'm glad all that stuff landed on you, anyway. humor that is. lol 
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Why thank you
been a while, I hope your doing well 
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This is awesome. You should have let me know you wrote a new world's worst series poem. Are you planning on this published in a second world's worst series book some time in the future?
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Thanks alot yeah, hopefully I will make another edition, and perhaps combine the two into one bigger one. I am slowly working on the second edition now, that of which was my first to start off the second edition.
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