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You Have Some Explaining To Do

That ol man of mine  had been having a few beers
down at the neighborhood bar
It was dark out and he was walking home
Nature called so he stepped behind a hedge to relieve himself.
To his and their surprise a couple were going at it
He almost stepped on them.
The guy got up and took off running.

My ol man could see the naked outline of that girls bare legs
she continued to lie there while he relieved himself.
He could feel his interest grow as he finished.
Without a word he got down on his knees between her legs
He took advantage of the situation.
She embraced him and showed her willingness.

Just as they were both getting into it hot and
heavy a cop walked by and shined his flashlight on them saying,
"What the hell do you think your doing, this is a public park.
You have some some explaining to do!"

My ol man said, "But officer this is my wife."

The officer said, "Oh, I didn't know she was your wife."

My ol man said, "Neither did I 'till you shined your light on her."

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  • Gypsy Via Orleans
    October 18

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    Mandi, Mandi, Mandi you bad bad girl.It has been some time since I've read your writing.
    And girl look at the first thing I read. This was just too damn funny! You just made me realize what I've been missing by staying away from the site. You absolutely deserved the trophy for this. Congrats on your win.


  • darlee77 gold member
    October 17

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    This is just too funny. Loved the ending. What a surprise! Great one. God bless.


  • SteveandSon gold member
    October 17

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    The ending caught me totally off guard. Too good too!! Loved it and laughed hard. Looks like you got Glenn back lol. This is great and going up to the top too. Good luck and thanks for entering. Have a good night.
    Steve


  • glenn shannon silver member
    October 16

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    lol omg what a hoot peeing myself here with larfter claSSIC HUN GOOD ON YA XO


  • Poetic-Theorem gold member
    October 16

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    LOL
    Excellent take on the prompt
    I never saw the ending comming
    Very creative and hilarious
    Wish you the best in the contest
    Much love my friend

    David

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