She was out for the day
AHH a little peace and time for some solo play
Out with the porn dvds
Umm lets see she looks hot to me
Asian and so pretty nice titties
A little rub and tug
Umm yeah right theyre go baby
Having a good time am I
Then the door opens wide Oh my gord I cry
Its my wife looking at me with a what the hell
Look in her eye
Sorry dear i say but shhh Im surrounded by secret agents
Disguised are they as wall paper pointing guns at me
They made me do it I swear
They will shoot me if I dont
I dont care for porn you know that
She said ok dear Ill put the kettle on
Make you a nice cup of tea
Do you think the cia men want one too
Its entirely up you
I said yep better make it 4 and pleeae close the door
She closes it and I say phew
I never thort she would fall for that
Nxt time ill make sure i get a cia hat
That will convince her
Anyway I put away my dvds in a hiding place
Pull up my pants and still a bit red faced
say baby .. gee you look hot lately
She says well now the cia is gone
and we are alone can I say 1 thing
I say yes dear
She replies darling YOUR WIERD IM LEAVING seeya
Author notes
HEY GUYS ISNT IT EMBARRASSING GETTING SPRUNG and i swear its fiction
A contest entry
- Lies To Keep Out of Trouble by SteveandSon.
800 points, ended October 17, 13 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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This was pretty darn good. Too good for "fiction." Lol
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Very funny and different. Good write, good ending. lol God bless.
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Lol oh you lie so well in this write and to think she believed it lol so funny CIA hat had me rolling with laughter and sure you dont do that tisk tisk how many men would say they dont when they do like its a crime well for the wifey i suppose it is unless its her there doing it for. Great write poet had my crying with laughter and the end absolutely brilliant.
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Dang! Your comments are almost as good as the poem itself which was great. That would be so embarrassing to get caught that way lol. Not that I'd do that. NOPE! Shakes head at Glenn and says shame on you lol. Great poem. Thank you for entering and good luck. Have a good evening.
Steve
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For more than you - to answer your author notes
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Tittilating - cliche, I know, but what the hey?
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lol it is just fiction i swear i dont do that im a nice boy really dad said i would go blind if i did but hell i stopped wen my vision got blurred cheers for reading me lol xo
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Ummmm.....dear, I hate to tell you this, but you're missing out!!!!!!! When the vision gets blurred? That's when it just starts gettin' good.
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not missing hun celebrate is the word i use im as pure as the deep ocean in real and thats sad lol
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LMAO!!
You are so wrongggggggg!
Aint no way I would ever fall for some cock-a-maney bull crap like that!
And as for me making tea for you, puh-lease you had better get your pretty little asian girl to do it for ya!!
OMG , you are something else. made me laugh and I so needed a good laugh right now. Thank you darling.
Oh, btw i found your hiding place and those dvds will be gone as of tonight..
Love ya,
Mandi
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oh hun dont be so silly they werent mine the cia brought them to frame for it dont you see that hell i wouldnt do that its disgusting and yuk to porn i love you know where s the bin its ok hun im just looking for a poem i threw out .
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mm hmm
Like I believe that!
Tell another one. lol
I took them dvds and broke them into pieces.. so no need to look in the bin for 'em .
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i still have animal farm hidden somewhere did i say that or just think it mm i think i put it in the ramsey dvd cover she wont find it there she never cooks so its safe
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Oh honey what you don't know wont hurt ya..
I found that a long time ago and threw it out.
You can't hide anything from your wife, darling!
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oh well i still have that pic of you during the consumation of our marriage i kept it to show my mates how hot you are
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and one said he had a better one of you than that wots that about hun did you know shawno before i did ?
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Oh Shawno is telling lies..
I'm gonna get him for that!
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it looks like you but hard to tell from that angle
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Hey he photoshopped it..
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You best stop showing them that!
God That made me laugh!
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