Neath the satin and the lace
In that sexy naughty place
Where men fantasize and dream
All is not, what it may seem
The secret held by Victoria
Will stop all of the euphoria
An accidental cat-walk slip
Showed us just how well equipped
Not only does she have a rack
A natural walking aphrodisiac
But she also carries an enormous wang
That by mistake from her thong sprang.
Now we all ask and wonder
After seeing this hilarious blunder
How (s)he kept her mammoth schlong
Hidden from view for so long?
Tucked away so we couldn’t see
Was it up her (his?) crack? Oh! Agony!
Pushed up inside? A boggling thought
For years her (his) lies, we were caught
But my mind still hasn’t quite adjusted
I’m still turned on although disgusted
But my wife was not so enthusiastic
When I asked her to strap on the plastic…!
A contest entry
- BluesMan's Adult Humor Contest # 11 (Victoria's Secret) by BluesMan.
700 points, ended November 2, 18 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Ha Ha HA This is freaking great. I love where you went with the prompt. Lmao
Thank you for entering my contest.
Bill
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ha! I spat my tea out then! lol fabulous !
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