When I went to college to be an astronaught,
I can't say I was happy with the job I got.
Cuz some hacker sent me indemnity,
and now my monthly income's barely fifty-three.
Should've gone to free-credit report dot com,
then maybe I wouldn't be livin in a trailer with my mom.
'said free-credit report dot com,
so you don't end up likejockey with a smelly mop.
Author notes
That... was seriously harder than I thought it was going to be. I based it around the "pirates" themed jingle. Hopefully it flows well, I did the best that I could with it.
Comments
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lol you didn't like your job anyway, did that help with inspiration?
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That was really great. Captured the spirit nicely.
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that was awesome. you did a great job with the prompt. i saw the contest and had to read the entries. this was hilarious. great job. best of luck.
write on.
~*~SP~*~
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