Victoria's image is stunning
and she's kept her secret with cunning
but if truth be told,
guys young and old
would back away and start running!
In truth, I know all about it
and I have no reason to doubt it.
I've been so wrong
to be silent so long
so now, to the world I will shout it!
Look at this photo as close as you can.
Focus in and you'll understand.
See that "Hey Diddle Diddle"
hanging down in the middle---?
The truth is Victoria's a man!
You may think that I'm full of crap,
but that shadow sure isn't a gap
and now, I'm afraid
if Victoria's laid---
She'll give some poor sucker the clap!
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A contest entry
- BluesMan's Adult Humor Contest # 11 (Victoria's Secret) by BluesMan.
700 points, ended November 2, 18 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Great rhythm rhyme and flow only compliments this very funny story you have weaved.
Thank you for entering my contest.
Bill
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Oh my goodness...never would have imagined...you rascal, you...
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Excellent
OH wow, this is sooo funny. You did so great with it. some secret. Best of luck in the contest
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LMAO@ See that "Hey Diddle Diddle" hanging down in the middle---? LMAO I think I just ruptured something laughing so hard. Loved this!!!!! You rocked this prompt for sure! (no pun intended) 
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OMG! This is clever, hilarious and cunning to be sure. I got the best kick ever out of this one! Flawless rhyme and flow only add to this gem.
Blessings and best wishes,
Frogz~
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OMG Al!! I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this one. You are just amazing with the humor you put into your poems. Thanks so much for the laugh. What a great way to start off my day!!!! Good luck though I doubt you'll need it.
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