The Battle Him of the Re. Pub Lick
She smiled sweetly, shook her head, which tossed her long blond mane
So instantly I wanted her; I found myself in pain
She came to me; I almost came when she licked at my ear
And purred into it, "How about it; can you spare a beer?"
Well, one thing to another, and then to another led.
A dance, a walk, a whispered talk; we found ourselves in bed.
I reached up gently 'neath her dress; slipped off her panty hose
And finding hers was just like mine I punched him in the nose.
A contest entry
- BluesMan's Adult Humor Contest # 11 (Victoria's Secret) by BluesMan.
700 points, ended November 2, 18 entries
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Comments
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This is an excelent take on the prompt I really enjoyed the direction you took the prompt to. Very funny.
Thank you for entering my contest.
Bill
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That guy is hott though huh?
This made me laugh, sorry a bout your pain and all but it's funny
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It was actually my roomie in 1982, Kenny.
It really shook the poor guy. His father was kinda strange and perverted and his half brother liked to show a bit too much brotherly love. He thought he left that poo behind when he left home, then that happened. i don't think he's been sane since.
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When you say "finding hers was just like mine I punched him in the nose" I am indeed greatly distressed to hear that you are a hermaphrodite. On another point: if the recipient of your ardent attentions were a male, surely it would have been a hard task to "slip off" the panties? Surely a major excavation/disentanglement project would have been needed?
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No son.
More of a hymn morphy didie. I was looking for an afro didie. At least it was a queen sized bed.
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i love it!!!!! great rhyme .....flowed effortlessly...funny as hell
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It wasn't funny
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i wasnt aware it was actual...sorry
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