I dunno. I'm kinda convinced that Michael Jackson was a robot.
2.What would you do if your neighbor locked himself out of the house without any pants on? Would you laugh?
Uhm, I dunno. depends on which neighbor it was i guess. Hm, I live in the middle of too many people. I think I might die a little bit on the inside if I had to witness that.
3.Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
Yes, there are too many creepers out there.
4.What would you do if you were the last person on this earth?
Die?
5.If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with? Can be anybody but the person you are already with....
Aw, I am. Uhm, hard to choose. If it can be who I'm with, then.. uhm.. it would be kinda a tie between like four different people. Pink, Angelina Jolie, Kiera Knightley, or Drew Barrymore. Hm.
6.If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along? ONE OF EACH!
Uhm. The book is hard to choose. I guess maybe Tipping the Velvet. I haven't read it yet though. Sarah Waters just seems to be an interesting writer. A movie, that would have to be either Grandma's Boy or Zombie Strippers. Because I can't seem to get sick of either one. && a person would obviously be my amazing girlfriend.
7.If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Hm, marry a cartoon character? Cheese! From Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Because he's funny. I think. I dunno.
8.Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Is there a movie called "The People I Thought I Knew Suck, My Mom Just Married A Crackhead That's Only Six Years Older Than Me, && My Dad Drives Me Absolutely Insane"? Other than that, I have no idea.
9.If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Maybe. Maybe the birds are flying around giggling and we just can't hear it.
10.Name a song that makes you think of your significant other.
Strange and Beautiful by Aqualung. There are a lot. But that one came to mind first.
11.South Park or Family Guy? Why?
Family Guy. Because Stewie is like a cute little ball of anger.
12. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Why?
Last night. My dad is a butthead.
13.When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Hm. Most people are too polite to say it hurt, I guess. But honesty is the best policy, right? So I think we'd be better off just being like "yo, that hurt, you big fathead." That's just me though.
14. Have you ever watched a movie in a different language with English subtitles? If so..which language and what was the name of the movie?
Uhm. Kinda, but not really. I watched the first like five minutes of Infected, which is in Japanese. But I just don't have the attention span for that kinda thing.
15.Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
At the house, probably back in bed.
16.If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?
Uhm. I have absolutely no idea.
17. If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
Very carefully?
18.What do you think Victoria’s secret is?
Hm, back when she was a little boy.. Well, I guess that kinda covers the secret part.
19. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Someone that should probably be smacked in the head? That's kinda a scary way to think of it though. Actually I think goat milk is scary. Who came up with that one?
20.Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
My doggie doesn't get mad when you blow in her face; she just tries to lick you. But she won't stick her head out the car window. Maybe she's just backwards?
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