Survey II... for a contest

1. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? I don't know if he's as iconic as Michael Jackson. But I'd say he's the artist that's most similar to Michael today.

2.What would you do if your neighbor locked himself out of the house without any pants on? Would you laugh? If it's the asshole upstairs that got pissed at us for driving one nail at 10:30.

3.Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? Of course.

4.What would you do if you were the last person on this earth? Kill myself. I'm not going to lie. I couldn't deal with that.

5.If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with? Can be anybody but the person you are already with.... Well, I'm a woman, and I'm bisexual. So if I'm picking a girl, it's definitely going to be Eva Green. She is gorgeous.

6.If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along? ONE OF EACH! Angels and Demons by Dan Brown... Star Trek XI... and my husband.

7.If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Does this include comic book characters? If it does, I'm choosing Wolverine for obvious reasons... you know, the claws and the strength to hold me down and all that. If it doesn't, I pick Jasmine because she's gorgeous and intelligent and independent.

8.Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? "Knocked Up" ... I just found out I am pregnant yesterday!!!

9.If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? I don't believe so... birds are covered in feathers.

10.Name a song that makes you think of your significant other. "Buddy Holly" by Weezer. It was our first dance at our wedding.

11.South Park or Family Guy? Why? I like both, but I probably like South Park more. Less pointless sequences (like the fight with the chicken) and they take on a lot more of controversial things.

12. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Why? When the umpire made the terrible foul ball call in the Twins/Yankees game.

13.When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" I have glared/swore/yelled at people. It isn't all right.

14. Have you ever watched a movie in a different language with English subtitles? If so..which language and what was the name of the movie? I don't think I have.

15.Where is the person who has your heart at the moment? Standing in my kitchen.

16.If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why? A tigress; I'm fierce but nurturing to those I love.

17. If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut? Unless said man is Ewan McGregor, I don't think they'll have a problem... no other guy's junk is that big.

18.What do you think Victoria’s Secret is? Stretch lace.

19. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" The baby cow.

20.Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? I did not notice this. Then again, that's probably because I never had a dog.