Survey... for a contest

1. Choose your own porn name: Nikki Quickie


2. If you could be any age, what would it be and why? I'm 23 now; I'd choose to be 24. I'd be out of college, (hopefully) with a teaching job.


3. What’s the lowest piercing on your body? Would you consider going lower? I've only got the six piercings in my ears. I might have gotten my nose pierced once upon a time, but not now, since I'll be teaching.


4. What’s the best way to get your mind off of someone? Think about someone else.


5. If you could go back and slap one historical figure in the face, who would it be, and why? Adolf Hitler. I'm Jewish. Enough said.


6. What’s something that makes you very squeamish? Anything involving eyeballs. I couldn't touch my eyes to put contacts in for the longest time.


7. Has there been a celebrity death that has REALLY affected you? Heath Ledger's. Long story.


8. Is there something you like to eat that most people think is gross? I can eat chicken bouillon cubes. They're delicious.


9. Do you think, if it came down to it, that you'd be able to kill someone? In what circumstance? For revenge, if they'd murdered one of my family members/close friends, or in self-defense.


10. Describe your life in FIVE words. Hectic, full, love-filled, stressful, perfect.


11. Why did you break up with the last person you were involved with? We weren't compatible. Not only did we not match up with what we wanted out of life and what our morals were, he was a Gopher fan. Ugh. ^_^


12. What would you do if you came home to find everything and everyone gone? Freak out. Call my husband immediately. If he didn't answer... call my parents so they could calm me down and, in the meantime, call every one of his friends/family.


13. What's the most illegal thing you've ever done? Had sex in a public park... I think? Oh, and I speed a lot too, but who doesn't do that?


14. What is your Chinese astrological sign? http://chinese.astrology.com/ Read about it and tell me if it fits. Why or why not? I'm a tiger! I do like to be in control of things-- usually I am the team leader in group projects. I do love to seduce ^_^ and am very stubborn when it comes to fights-- I'm in it to win it. It also says Tigers can be moody and this is soooo true. I am one crazy emotional rollercoaster!


15. Is it possible to love someone too much? Only if they don't love you back.


16. Have you ever Googled yourself? What did you discover? Apparently there's a nice Wikipedia entry... there was an Elizabeth Neilson who was a health educator. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Neilson


17. List 5 things you’re grateful for: My family (which includes my parents, my husband, my cat, and my inner circle of friends, whom I consider family), the National Hockey Center and all that goes with it, all my past triumphs and mistakes, angels, and God.


18. What (not WHO ) is the worst thing you’ve ever eaten? We ate at a restaurant once where the "special" was elbow noodles and some sort of gross meatballs covered in ketchup.


19. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? No, I think it really depends on the circumstances.


20. Where’s the most public place you’ve ever had sex? Were you caught? In a park, in an unfinished housing development, on top of the piano in the choir room at our university, and in the planetarium at our university. Never caught.


21. What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done? Got drunk and gave a guy a blowjob in the middle of a soccer field in Germany. We were friends with mad sexual tension.


22. What is the worst thing that has happened to you so far in 2009? I had a seizure behind the wheel. I was in the right lane of a 4-lane highway. I cut into the left lane, went through an intersection, narrowly avoided an oncoming semi-truck, and hit a road sign in the ditch. I survived. Whew.


23. What is your most missed memory? I miss my best friend Audrey and all the crazy shit we used to do. Mostly lots of hockey games together.


24. What is the happiest moment of your life? A couple. In 2004, I held the Stanley Cup. In 2008, I got married to the love of my life during a blizzard.


25. What is your biggest fear? Spiders, spiders, God I hate spiders.


26. Would you eat a live hamster for $1,000,000.00? No! I love cute little fuzzy animals, and I could never eat anything live anyway.


27. What did you do yesterday? FOUND OUT I WAS PREGNANT. And freaked out (in a good way). I'm SO excited!!!


28. Describe yourself in one and ONLY one word: Open.


29. What is the #1 priority in your life right now? Staying healthy for my developing baby!


30. What is your dream job? Novelist.


31. Do you still have feelings for your first love? Friendship feelings. He's a good guy.


32. Do you have a dog(s)? What breed? No, but I have a black Bombay cat who was the runt of the litter, and I love her to pieces. Her name is Venom.


33. What is an unquestionable deal breaker in a relationship? Not being a hockey fan. Sorry, but it's such a huge part of my life that I couldn't be with someone who didn't love it.


34. What is your most embarrassing moment? In 10th grade, my best friend pushed me into the lap of my crush at the homecoming dance.


35. What do you think is the most cowardly way to break up with someone? Facebook.


36. What is the first word that pops in your head beginning with the letter "T"? Tungsten


37. What is something that no one can take away from you? My fantastic nerdiness.


38. What is a responsibility you have that you wish you didn't? Money! Student loans, bills, etc.


39. If you were homeless and stood on a corner with a sign, what would it say? Give Food, Not Money


40. Is there something you’re putting off doing in favor of doing this survey instead? Nope. I'm just waiting for my husband to be done with his game of Call of Duty with his friends so we can eat popcorn and watch an episode of South Park.