Well he is white to start so he wouldnt be changing his color...he hasnt held a kid out a window so now I think we are safe. There will never be another Michael Jackson long live the pop king!
2.What would you do if your neighbor locked himself out of the house without any pants on? Would you laugh?
Umm without any pants on hmmmmm.....If he is super hot then no I would kidnap him and take him to my house!
3.Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
OMFG Yes! This crazy guy like knows where I live and what im doing all times of the day and I cant see him
4.What would you do if you were the last person on this earth? Have tons and tons of fun to get over my aloneness
5.If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with? Can be anybody but the person you are already with....I AM GAY! YAY ME!
It would be Jasper Cullen.
6.If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along? ONE OF EACH!
Book-Sextrology
DVD-All dogs goto heaven
Person-a cute guy that would look great with no shirt on!
7.If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Robin from Batman and Robin the cartoon one he is still just a cutie!
8.Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Beauty and The Beast, I would be like the beast I dont think im the most beautiful thing in the world but I want someone to love me for me.
9.If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Nope Nope thats why they are always pecking at themselves and making then fall out.
10.Name a song that makes you think of your significant other.
Well dont have a siginificant other but Please Remember by Leeanne Rimes.
11.South Park or Family Guy? Why?
South Park, I love It that Kenny dies in like evey episode and those kids are so gay!
12. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Why?
Today, While shopping in Walmart with a friend we were called FAGS by a group of redneck boys.
13.When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Becuase most the time we like to act like civilized people and just deal with the pain if they are nice about but when they do it and do not appoligize then its like OUCH CUNT that hurt!
14. Have you ever watched a movie in a different language with English subtitles? If so..which language and what was the name of the movie?
Yeah well it was an Anime, Ai Yori Ashi was the name of it and it was in Japaneese
15.Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
Ummm I guess he would have to be in Flordia....
16.If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?
I would be a little bunny rabbit, they are cute and adorable and absolutly cute when they twitch there nose! Awwwwwy
17. If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
lol Well some guys could have took a whole bottle and it wouldnt have been enough to stop a casket lid from closing.
18.What do you think Victoria’s secret is? Shes a Lesbian
19. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
A very crazy and brave farmer back in the day... and Im hoping not the same person that discovered beastiality
20.Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Yeah damn dogs are stupid lol Thats why i like kittens better and they are cute and little and I can carry them in a book bag and they will poke there little heads out the top ^^
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